Show WALTER WINCHELL They Dont Don't Believe Him In The Tho Special William Wil Wil- Viliam William liam iam bashfully informs Most people meeting me do not get the impression that I am nm a great writer and often do not hot believe me e when I r tell them so co Very often even after I r have told them six or seven times they do not believe me and I beg them to read my stuff I know they will know while they arc reading my stuff Muff and afterward ld that everything every every- everything thing I have said to them is true Ho ham t Two midtown had a big bie- shindig last night at their apart- apart ment After the guests had gone JOne they decided to clean up You empty the ash trays said the Papa Lush and Ill I'll empty the bottles Headline Arabs Criticize King Abdullah like Cholly back to Bergen John Barrymore's mores agent igent once took him to one of at the biggest doctors doctors doctors doc doc- tors because of his fading health The medico prescribed a lengthy diet but specified it wouldn't work unless Barrymore stopped drinking drinkIng drinking drink- drink Ing for tor two years ears Dont worry cheered the doc doe Ive never lost a a. a patient yet Zat so 1 said John leaving Youve You just lost me Mark once sent humorous humorous humorous hu hu- hu- hu party invitations to Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood Holly Holly- wood pals One invited guest indignantly indignantly indignantly in in- cornered Barr Barrymore more Is that guy kidding 1 he beefed His invitation specified particularly that I was to bring my own wife What are you s squawking qua w kin g about 1 said Barrymore My in invitation invitation in- in says I must bring my myown myown myown own whisk whisky Burt Lancaster who fought his way up to the Big Big- Time is now at atthe atthe the thc Capitol theater Richard Monti wondered if doing five personal appearances a da day very tough 1 It was tougher recalled the star when I wasn't doing any Mr r. RIpley may have one on us The hatchick at Freeman Chums Chum's is named Hattie Coates At the Leslie House louse a a. patron wondered what they'd do to Mitchum Mitch- Mitch um urn now that he was convicted on that reefer charge ly said another raise I his salary We Ve think the U. U S. S and British intelligence chiefs can give up their long search for Hitler Considering all those Berlin pardons pardons pardons par par- dons if Adolf Adolt is living hed he'd be looking for them |