Show I SAY IT AGAIN frici i E Editors Editor's note While Herb I price Is vacationing his Say It AP Again t column olumn i is featuring est f editors Toda Today's s column If by Bertha ertha I. I Polk fi described jelf-described g grandma ran d m a ath with th a yen t to write or write or gosA gos- gos S SA A Dream I 4 If for forr fora Being a c columnist columnist I only a tS dY-tS y-Is y r I the realization of ot a al l long jfe-long long e-long dr dream am for this writer fed lid d lu such uh h a phenomenon should r be worthy of ot a place in Say It pin o k II at least lea once nd nd perhaps It well to it of off with an air emergency Ever vcr wondered what you'd faced ft faced with a real emergency l heres here's one vouched for by rS zIt t Lake ake medic The hero is isi isi 10 i i Salt Sait Lake City resident e must remain nameless 1 ur X had always boasted K h calm he was vas in an emergency emer emer- gency u ncy y but one recent day when l he e was in Los Angeles he just d to be taking his hower ower when a sharp earth- earth I rattled the building 1 Panic stricken he left the showier show show- ier IT r room and dashed for the street iu where he was met b by neighbor who said mA I Look here man you ou cant can't tome ome out here like Uke this Go back Iliad ind put something on I IS So the frightened one com com- posed himself slightly rushed Into the still trembling f and reappeared wear- wear hg something something namely namely his hat I II j. j Q I Naturally I f of 01 It was as probably only one things but the night was vas hot and Kingsbury Kingsbur hall hail was picked one recent night when hen the quarter summer graduation ms wu held beld so practically every every- b dy present chuckled In agreement agree agree- agrees ment when at the end of Dr Virgil Handlers Handler's scholarly addies ad- ad Idress dies the chorus burst into Hallelujah Amen 5 Add I Embarrassing Moments r Our Our entry for My Most Em- Em m- m Moment should be bee beeva eneva e eva Caldwell Caidwell who adds and tracts for William J. J Korth lector of internal revenue T 1 Seems Geneva had a heavy d dite te for one evening e so she came cune to work all aU gussied up in her S 'S Sunday to u n fl d a y to dres drw and sporting a new pair o of pumps But the pumps didn't Wear ear as u well as the they looked and 11 tt 23 the da day wore on they hurt more Nore and more Bo So came lunch time and Geneva Lobbied bled to the shoe shop sunk into seat mat and said to the salesman just have to do somer some- some KIng BJ r about these pumps you sold be e yesterday They're killing kUling me And Aad the salesman looked at her et stifled a a. guffaw and replied i f Well eU madam perhaps If U you'd them on the proper foot It help r And then for the first time Ge- Ge realized shed she'd worn the right M oe won on her left foot and vice versa morning 1 long Younger Generators n Th be much maligned younger generation aeration f is 15 doing okeh If it Ted Hon filter n junior student at th the university Of ot Utah and son of ri Leo J. J Fole Foley Is an example Trekking east by bus to see gs and maybe find a summer bu i I Ted landed d in Chicago at 1 and registered at the YMCA k ig as to possible employ- employ ent t the next morning at the Ys Y's mation desk he was pleast pleas- pleas Uy t surprised with the offer of off f job J right at that desk and by pm p.m. t Jn that at day just 24 21 hours after arrived in Big Town he was wished in a good job with anN an salary N It ot bad for a small town boy Lucky t Ia the days of steaks JJ Ity I Jae ti the plight of poor Lt aries les e J. J Adams a Salt Lake Ill i who recently returned from fromI south polar regions where I I ost of f all J things things his his taste r beef steak tres tre's why When the Finne Finne- expedition left Texas for an nth stay in Little America t i meat neat shortage was in full ful fulland I and sufficient fresh meat 32 n men for that length of e 1 could not be found Ired In desperation Ronne a friend friend end In ed eda j for lor Argentina and eli en help The friend did didd lo When the ship docked at d lie Janeiro several se hundred of f af i t meat M was wa as placed ut it W was all aU fillet j 5 attak And t for 15 months the ex- ex tI rs had fIllet let mignon twice A d days a a week n il skIpS Adams would just as th e steak ori on no his menu WOE on |