Show A WRETCHED SAFE 1 He OUn t want n safe but tho agent no ltuAutJdkc4 hIlT ullcil him Into buying It ngalnst lilt will Hit wife illcln want to lot the i i I safe Into tho bought but finally she rclout ell nnd It was taken In utter nearly taking tho front door on Its hinges denting the ntrack anti vanishing tho globe ot the I 111l1mp This OnMfeitfo was KQ much trial I than tile devastation iq > o ndiapnctccl 1 that I she I Celt positive Kratulo to tho safe when It was In position at lift TIm lid not nut nt once to mnko Its I prosonco felt A pry young man was an i noul ceil by tho innldwrTnnt Illanfrosistlas burglar alarricamprany I he aid llrttcr let us put n burglar alarm to that auto of Tour When you Bet out to mnltO your Property coiire better p pond I n Ito moro nioocy ncU h perfectly euro of It 1 Dahl retorted tile owner Ha n veto lot l 11 Yost replied the burglar alarm mm and so you don t want to bo penny wlso and pound foot lqb I I And Its a good safe too Isnt 11 con tlnuo1 tho man I Thats just I rcpllnl Ibo burglar 1 I alarm man cnrncstly Tlo better theo the-o unfa tl o moro It Intercuts n god burglar I unit tho lianlcr hs will try to blow It opon i with nltroglyinrln I Ilhl I paid tile owner again showing I the burglar salami agent cu I A lithllo later tile maidservant an council that tho policeman would lllto 11 F the gentleman The gentleman told I 1 er to bring lilm upI up-I in on thl ont tho policeman could I hy wnyof Introduction I Hits n nloo I safe you vo been getting but ns you 1 avo It now its nil In the dark You d ought to IOHTO n light burning all night so ni to ablate oil It Then I ran look In the II I dow enc In awhile and seu that Its 1 right I rightDo i Do you think tho onto la likely t runaway run-away demandoil tho owner facetiously The policeman nodded Lie head soberly I sianj reproachfully Where thos n Ante thor something worth putting In I ho old and nhcro her a something worth putting In a safe thor s burglnrs I llang burglars retorted tl o man l safrornfullnot It n good ante jl f 111 < Well r replied tho ol policeman mysterl I I r lOusly 1116 was onlyfor yourrown good that fl spoke about It And ho departed in I wrath j i Thoownerof the safe ought for time 11 gind then summoned tho moldennot 4 now did the pollconun know about ttto safe Iu 1 demanded I I Sure I told him when I called him In about tho tramp was tho reply I I Tile transit Yes tho trump that was keeping about Itho blubursent door and wouldnt gu I awny11 OTD mol exclahned thowlfoof tie I owner In norm Call It really b true thnt n safe attra Its burglnn Nonronsol replied her husbnnil stoutly stout-ly l them people Just think tint bo cause 0 bato Joan cars pull my log they cn ipull It too Hat the dont know what I tho safe Isloe I I Noertl olets tlowlfa stall nwnlra nil nlRlt listening for tlo grinding tl a burglars tools otiose tile stool sides of thci i i ul i g tata Hint won tile firkt clays work of tl o onto nut It wall otlilnir to the harm It did on use second day of its stay In Its I It present quarters I Hero Inlhurnlny I and thor I every ether Thura lay 11 la pnrticulur Tluirs luy I Ji tl was not Thursday but every other Thurs t I day s that It woo tile now sorynt day 1 I ont When tho owner of tlo Btifa cut Ill I I home ho found Ilia wife sitting on the hall stairs souring In front of her her face atony with white despair J Were robbinl she mend aa bar husbnnil entered 4Go ho retorted wnyl retorlll airily I Yoa still ldlo ling SOl relief In t I a tonrn when X wont to tho ante t got tho I silver for dlnnur I found that tile door o i I vrauldn elo Thieves haN robbed tin I t 1 onto aDd changed tho combination so that I I 1 wowouldrictfind out about It until too Jttto to catch thorn I I Como off I rejoined her husband I 1 I la I s silo continued Indignantly I told you Low It would bo If you lot IT I J 1 t Icrybody I know bow to open It I j I 11 Tile rall trouble In that you dont know fcow to open It I yourself remarked tho I jbuibnnd na bo led the way to the ante 1 Ho twisted tile knob about the rwiulml t Inumborof times and then pilled at tho saltier I rcmalncil shut Rather moro seriously ho began agnln and checked oft iI tho numbers ono by one Ills wlfo stood by In troglo silence Still tho door ro inalncd shut Iti out of order lo nail faintly I I PWhere 1 a the nmrost telephone I I Ho tclophoncil to tl o ante people and do inmndod to know why l they had sent Joint a l dt tlre safe that got out of order tile lint f day rThav netted that their Kufon never ant nut 1 I 1 of Order and sent o ernn expert Tilde x port examined tho knob anti gave It n his opinion that tho look bail boon tampered lh lie worked nt I for n Complaint tore find Ilion got It I open Aa tile wife I I hod expected the rate was radically 1 amplytld I told you how I would 1 bo when you I lot It sbo sobbed We never woro rob i bed until you got that onto The limbnnj said nothing but robe l I out for tho irallco Folleumon In uniform I find ilotccthtu In plate clothes hurried to Ithe hu and began t starts with nrln kin brows at tJm wife fhllo they were I is engge the luldcnunt como In train Ihor ulght out She lnoks1 upon the scroll I with amaxomont Then tho light dim neil len bar i I eve they robbed the safe sho ex I j 14 1 gleefully Roolly and truly i I Oh Mary sobbet the mistress they > o stolen oil my silver I I Wfoatl I si honle Murj In sudden nJnnn I and sho rushed for tile clot I I What la I UJ debaluLdod l her mUtnra lt vclxlne tier In sudden hoiio Thoslhcrl exelalmcd Mary 1 Whom did you put Ito r top h Whero but on tl o back shelf ot tho cot And Mary broko away to anarch line Wing place Intro tile silver reposed I In safety Mary carried It out carefully and looked I overmen ileoonltootlonHoly Then she I err ooh 1100 nloctlDltell so glanced In acorn 11 tho state You d ont think Ill trust It In anything t any-thing like that do you she asked In her I most Coal 1uptuoug tonct I The pollovinen and tlo detectives Tnt I I away II onifo man limbered Ito looked I safe doubtfully u the ullurnnd Uiou ut the I Its funny bo said iking 1 Is cid I I I If thnt Plate out rtkbtd Low did tile lock gt out ct rdr I i < ouldn t Lake got nut ot order Jim 1 elf could I It I i i The owner of tho snfo las two cloMres now Ono Is to meet its man who toll 1 i I him the sato and tl lie other U to sell I the It I safe for about 15Neiv York Sun |