Show Private r Henry McLemore flomen Women Folk in Macs Mac's Family Advise Him on Army Actions Private Henry i McLemore has reported for duty at C 0 Camp a amp m p Blanding Fla He lie will continue his column from there if men going into the army to the advice given th them hem em b by their womenfolk and acted upon it the single largest larg- larg est t building at every c camp amp a m p would i be the guardhouse Bread and ind water would become so scarce carce it would have to be ra- ra I 1 I 1 have done my very best to turn urn a deaf ear to the suggestions suggestions ions made to me by my wife my ny mother my sisters and a smattering of aunts and couns cou- cou sins ns My only fear is that some of the things they have told me have lave tucked themselves away in my subconscious and will come ome popping out some time when ihen ii hen I I. I dont don't mean to say them All of my w womenfolk are agreed on the fact that I have a regulation army hair hair- cut You just tell em they chorus that you dont don't look well with your hair cut too short and that all you want is to have the barber trim your hair haira a a little lithe in the back You tell the army barber about that gOOd barber you found in the Commodore hotel in New York and try to describe just how he cut your hair so the army man 1 can cut it the same way RYes Yes girls I cant can't w wait it to tell the army barber just that And dont don't you ou think that while Jm Tm rm there I might as well go ahead and have a hot oil shampoo shampoo sham sham- poo pool a massage a singe and finish up with a manicure 7 Nearly all of the advice the distaff side of my family has given me starts with Now there just isn't any sense in f Over the telephone last night mother other said Now son there Just j t isn't any sense in letting the army march you too much You never have been much of a walker and I think you ou should l just be frank with them and tell them not to overdo the walking walking walking walk walk- ing part of it as far as youre you're concerned I Yes mama Ill I'll tell them I have no doubt but what they'll understand They might even fix me up a picnic lunch and let me ride along in a jeep while the other men are hiking I feel sure that the other fellows fellows fellows fel fel- fel- fel lows wouldn't mind having me meride meride meride ride along in comfort munchIng munching munching munch munch- ing on a deviled egg and swigging swigging swigging swig swig- ging at lemonade while they timed double-timed it over the hillsand hills hillsand hillsand and through the woods My wife says Henry you know you are very apt to catch a little cold now and then and you know that rest is the only thing that does your colds any good so when you feel one coming com coming coming com com- ing on dont don't hesitate to go to them and say that you just wont won't feel like getting up when the other men do t the h e next morning and would like to rest until you feel better They dont don't want sick soldiers on t the their h e i r hands so you'll be doing them thema a favor to stay in bed whenever whenever whenever when when- ever you feel a cold coming on Yes les es Jean Ill I'll get one of those hotel do not disturb signs and hang it on my bunk whenever whenever whenever when when- ever I dont don't feel like getting up And I wont won't fail fail to ask what you refer to as them to tell the other men in the barracks to get up very quietly and be sure to pull the shades down when they leave so the sun wont won't awaken me The one feminine relative who hasn't given me so much as one little piece of advice is a sister who has been married 20 years to a colonel in the army She hasn't suggested that I r I throw mv my c G GI I Joe Weight around at all She simply wrote Good luck and arid let it go at that |