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Show 1 i o li A city man recently vlsltod his 1 1 country cousin. Tho mnn from tho 1 1 city, wishing to explain the. Joys of I metropolitan life, said: "Wo certain-' Illy havo been having fun tho Inst fow I days. Thursday wo autocd to tho I country club, and golfed -until dark, I thoy trolllod bark to town and dauccd until morning." Tho country cousin not to bo stumped In tho. least, bo bo- gan telling of somo of tho pleasures of tho slmplo life. "Wo havo had pretty goods times hero, too. Ono day wo buggtcd out "to Unclo Ned's and wont out to tho back lot, whoro wo bascballcd nil the afternoon. In tho ovonlng wo sneaked up In tho attic and pokered until morulng." A sturdy old farmor who was llstonlng, not to bo out done, took up tho conversation nt this point and said: "I was having hav-ing somo fun about this tlmo mysolf. I muled to tho corn Hold, and gce-hawed gce-hawed until sundown. Thoy I suppor-cd suppor-cd uutll dark, nnd piped until nlno o'clock, nftor which I bcdstcadenl until un-til tho clock flvo, arter which I breakfasted break-fasted until It wns tlmo to go muling again. |
