Show On the e Side i By E. E V. V Durin Darling Durling i ie I Believe not each accusing 0 tongue As most weak mortals do But still believe that story wrong i That ought not to be true Sheridan As to the above observation Mr She Sheridan rid a n undoubtedly meant to infer to believe a story wrong until it is proven otherwise other other- wise wise This is the policy pursued by persons of intelligence and experience The tendency of weaker minds to readily believe anything about another person personas as long as it is bad is what encourages encourages encourages en en- blackmail Queries from clients clients' Q Dont Don't you know there are only two natural-born natural red-haired red feminine feminine feminine femi femi- nine stars in Hollywood 1 They are Jeanette MacDonald and Greer Garson All the rest are spurious imitations and zizi- zizi pompoms A A. I didn't know that I thought there were six natural natural natural nat nat- ural red-haired red film stars My ignorance depresses me I hate to it it but I I dont don't even know what a is Q When parents give a boy a girls girl's name isn't that a handicap to him Did you ever hear of a great athlete who was given and kept a girls girl's name through his career career 1 A. A As much as I am against the type of naming you mention I cannot honestly say I believe it handicaps a man There have been many successful successful successful success success- ful men who have gone through life with first names that are also used by women Yes sir sir even some great athletes have done so For example there was Jewel Ens the well known Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pitts Pitts- burgh infielder Q My wife who is so positive she is right that she is beginning to raise her voice in the argument says V Victor Victor Vic Vic- c- c tor Moores Moore's first stage hit was The Talk of New York I 1 Isay Isay say it was 45 Minutes From Broadway Who is right A. A You are right sir sir It was 45 From Broadway Mr Moores Moore's second great hit was The Talk of New York The young woman gracefully gliding gIrding by recalls that delightful delight delight- ful ditty Did Dad you you ever seea see seea a dream walking I did It is isher isher isher her magnificent carriage that attracts attention She is P Paulette Paulette Paul Paul- ulette ul- ul ette Goddard well-known well Holly- Holly It was said of a famous famous famous fa fa- fa- fa British actress She walks like Uke a goddess and nd runs like a duck duck I have never seen Miss Goddard r run run n. n so so can only say the first part of ot this description description description de de- de- de fits her Paulette a native New Yorker is a smart business woman She b buys buy u y s houses which rent for a month and then puts an interior decorator and an architect to work on them After that she rents them for from to a month The bandmaster Mr Fields is a graduate of Erasmus Hall h high i g h school Brooklyn which h has a s samong samong among its graduates more celebrated celebrated celebrated cele cele- entertainers than a any ny high school in the land Barbara Barbara Barbara Bar Bar- bara is an Erasmus gir so is Carol Bruce And so are Norma Talmadge Constance Talmadge and Anita Stewart Pursuing the time long policy of ot this department of telling everybody how to run their business business business busi busi- ness I would like to suggest that some organization engaged in selling hats for women get out an advertisement or booklet titled Famous Hats of Song and Story Included in this could be The Old Gray Bonnet With the Blue Ribbon on It It Also Nellies Hat of the Immortal Immortal Im- Im mor mortal al Ballad You Dont Don't Know Nellie Like I 1 Do Said the Naughty Little Bird on Nellies Nellie's Hat Then th there re is Michael Arlen's Green Hat Hat made fa famous famous famous fa- fa by Katherine Cornell in the play of the same name Also the hat that made history the Empress Eugenie hat And dont don't forget the Merry Widow hat The most effective feminine spy is not the beautiful type She is the motherly type A woman who for example invites in invites invites in- in vites boys from the armed service service service ice to her house to have a nice home-cooked home dinner She tops the meal off with a little liquor to loosen the tongues of h her e r guests She is such a nice motherly motherly motherly moth moth- erly sort of ot a person that the lads are thrown off oft their guard The religious group Jehovah's Jehovah's Jehovah's Witnesses originated in Los Angeles where so many similar m movements have started start start- ed So states a contemporary That's not right Jehovah's Witnesses Witnesses Witnesses Wit Wit- nesses was originated in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pitts Pitts- burgh Pa by a man named Charles Taze Russell King Features Inc |