Show THE SEW EPOCH OF THE LEGS I Thcv mo Whnr tlo OIUHP of tho l II1I1IHlplllld I trpimTho aoiiliiM out 01 I 1101 I l Woiuim HOHIH Boule Awl Not All ihuUlrciiKlli ot Man iTvoVruek Ho Back In AKulnSo bay Huh UtUdetto pftlall IAt W Sisters Ihe pallor In Hie Hut lelh ui that Hie lieralddilly editlonol He of the upllie iloptt dan Ii weeding Orient little while and the rOlY fin gercd hours will p lnl the day red Fmanclpatlon U I on Us way by Adam and Kvet ejpress Yea It If even no here with Inth feet low I do I know IhU How does Hie cautious prophet liccome dead certain of anything Ily Vetplng lili eye open taklnc both r ners and uaiting patient y until lh Ihe Slit has proplieskd IHelf Thata how since I vvai trying to A day or 10 bring order out of Ihe eternal cliao LI01 7IIKV ARC VIIAT TIIKCAtMOP HIANCirAtlll OMfN STANIIS LIOS which ever rule In the jungle vvhlcli I call my den debating within myself whether to go on with the regular order or-der or go out unit set fire tu Ihe house Ilie botter nd somellmw more prof table and certainly under any circumstance circum-stance leail cipcnilvc method of cleaning lumse A lusty but hurried Investigation revealed the depressing fact that my fire Insurance had lapsed tome twain ears erst I sighed nnd I cut on with the task of restoring a sem blanc DC order Inside The women oik sighed twice to my once aD I was slso outslghed Signed copies of this HI be sent on application A ten cent stamp mutt accompany each request not necessarily for publication but to make a little noise with Where there Is I absolutely no sense there should be ionic sound Well emptying a containing much I I I antique literature large assortment of fleetfooted spldeis 1 with sinister coun l lenance and the clill dwellings of a colony of Irascible mud wasps there tumbled out an old bound volume of J Godey Iadyi Hook Dear old Uode Intro was the old hmilur f I colored I fashion plate folded at the beginning of each number A lady I with I I ahead the 1 I site of n liatel I nut and a cloud I compelling f com-pelling bonnet as Urge as n clothing hamper with a whole conservatory ol f fabulous and highly colored lloweis all In full bloom twinning ovtr and under and around It The lady hail I a mouth I not nulte no wide as her nine Along 1 and gracefully curved neck trailed III sinuous cl length from her cl lieid until It gradually tapered Into a pair ul shuul I tIn which sloped downward until liny lost themselvis In what was leltol the body after the neck and ihuuldeti had been formed I lorn a waist not so large In clrcumlercnce M Ihe thinnest p ul < > f the neck iw riled a vast uldecirrllug sUrt l I egs or semblance or suggestion of legs Ihe lady I I had I none Manly 1 M I ble at Iho front of the skirt a wee tiny point like the veilct ol a tilinglupecptd timidly out Into sight and faintly f sucg ted Ii f 1 l eEa i ed Hut the I rest of a foot w is concealed somewhere behind It Ihero U never I any suggestion of mure III in one loot W 1 looked at the picturi I ind naturally thought of Mr John buckling Bulbil Upon a Wedding llrrfttbcntllhlirr < clllrnil lake Ille I mice IW < In and uul il As Ilhoy 1oJ he light Although I want lull distinctly 10 understand un-derstand that i othing 10 coarse or vulgar vul-gar as a petticoat went with th it sort of a fashion plait No slrec nnam tte didnt uiar such things in those modest day s Not a mothers son ot us Well lifting mine ejcs Irom lint fashion platr of long ago and looking out of my window upon Anno Domini 1895 wheeling and gilloplng and striding and dilvlng and till1101111 pail tne prophetic vision came upon I me I he ud Ilie dcrn rotund then lone of Woman none of > our weak iilplng masculine Ulsetto calling out If r of loday I into the deiiilu ol tomorrow that WOl11an is dee free fcree1 I nun clpated all the wav Ay iruni tin ground up lint i > lierc lic has begun be-gun At the ground U iili her I d iri standing U I Is Ilie 1 iiuili ul 1 tg > B f I IIiE CAN WRlOnL TIIROCI1I1 Till IAlES 01 TIIR StKIENIINI < I Tim ballet girl may put nn her longest dress with the mmi sucepini tram bhe is I no good She u in evidence and very expensively hour nriwo every tvuiliu in the sea on mi > oe I Hut the end of the C cniury oman cavorts all da loog and It doesn cot t i her lake her pidali out lor a cent to lee an airing I I Iti fwt t > wealri Mr iMtiieoal Like I llfc mice Mote D n < 011 Oh they did lid thejf Well bark in the bleak ejolale dy hen she wis Ihe sul lave of Ihe Ilint Min miy lelhtydd 1 Hut Ihey dont ultil cut now Sleil In nd out lw r f 11 hey lk conic chriliiK oul liken pair ol reciprocal re-ciprocal culrat ier clad In Rool l turn leXther will oci a Ililck a R rhlla dclplila pie ami Ihey leaven a kin Ihe lust like 1 nosri < M A IIlhy I frircd lIe liRht 1 reAl nothing llghlf iiiutwn hen I sue I put Hies on ynur her flat Ulomed I 1 shoe nndI I e wheel aliir lUrfc slildei litr spinning the llghli R lanlern and lnnK It ontln hcel Hut > h may > nndbsureii rer I the light in thal Ay many come uii ruin the calcium on Me plra c rlrli ebe Whytlmiraol the I ltg I < will long be Fdy iiinemberrd hUtory > I my lady care tu waluf Ncit particularly She hMlnintd UutmanU not a nercsitv in a Inllroom S i e can do IIle t skill dance or wrmKle ihrousli the btwildei Ing mOl e ol Ihe rIHUllln nturh hel ler wilhouta nner Ihe little glrU onlhestrert who danctu the IRCII out pleainj of Ihe tinkling reel piano lick Ihelr wiyloand ro Irum wall In rurl III maiiv n lantntle and far rnchind caper The dindne mai Itr can give the pjllent liut Midden mule points In the aehra lekgcil one > oviir spClally And If the dviicln master ul lod ty could drop hlll1 a mlnii et ol your grandmother time he wiiuld iiroJuce much Ihe amellfCl uhlcha inlwnlliropic hornet ik > when ho vo unlirily lVe part In Ilie closing tx irclsesof ncunp meeting Doc my ladyttt down lor a lilllc II I n n inins linltuhlly Ilnkl th 11I01 lnnuul oIdarteon Erre IIPOII a oa carrylO a dck Iod 01 cuhloll alll Ilralithtwoy on ulldnle 01 IIIpere1 001 clocket ollkla 011I1 nIc1I1 RlIlolllY Ihal makrs a hRlhlul mn 0 lIeon h In lIncllly hhll loll UII lelllnlu hla cnlr RnlloKla whal h WIS ltolnJC 10 sa7 siierideitoHie houndor Is I It vvfler Ihr ounsrvltli a clitp ay of lens that make the Innj 1 mbtd dog take second place althouRli he ha i tuotoher onelo begin ullli and > ou I Till OLD tAMILIAn COLOULU IAIII ION IATK would naturally surpoic she stirteil I out heavily lundlcappnl And as though leg I w is Ihuiuulol Iheaiiuuatv universe U < t wmmrr the equc trun wanun had a fad ol havnu uer Mil dler I ligscllpptd juil II Im legs whuli riiulrisling idiarply I I In color I with Ins Mlky body give Iho oar brute the n pici of hiving hit IroutcM rolled up like n wading boy I liktl Ilicy arc what tin cause ol emanilpiled woman slants upon hon Iho horl wulking dresi cea d to be a novtlly she put on Ihe duldcd I U ulclrt nnd rodo stradPt Von can see her heiu and then in Ilie md I amhling along the aVLiine like a heavily draprd elothtipln wliltd Hut noble animal the horte whUh he bentildtv p I alnly lull malesto Ihe speilaluisilmi It unt his lanll and lint he greatly legiett Inv in led hii lillnilrri ul hume on Iho toaih harness IheduUcd skirl was lairlv t 11 knocked 1 out by the goll lostume whuli was taslly shortened lor basket ball until at lait she laid hud ulo i the ki ickerbutUen hh ha1 1 hten Ilie monopoly of niasuiline yuutli pal Hum on and straddled her bike IILr a htllt man And oul In Chicago iho put < id I iiockcls in them uore liiem ti > diool and I lujht the young i lei ho to hoot and walk until the school board su hensitlvt andconseivatlvu 1 are ilm men ol Ihe will 1 I and woolly Ul t SKruU bade her put on her ulster or lake oil her knuUtloUn bhe put on the ubter Hut whats the use of talking llroiher man wtma > aswell ulmiil Krictlullt W e have Ion Ihe dstlnguishlnic i arm nl ul on i ex llulltiiouruwii Ivull I 01 tcmuric our lathers Kliie U und t I alttr mini hive made bitltr t and sarcas la sporl of womans tear no mailer liaw olien or how she ruhcilly changed u sin has ntver jit bun able to please tipntlous iinti Man who ucars a liiuron iollar cast steel cull an 101 Mi 1 hreittplate 01 hU th n 111101 a > ov pipa hat as gritrful md coml I ilo ut it stction I of a pump lot and linn inakci Inn t uoiiau moI III tonldercd and untomfuttiulo ilrcM Ut proveda am in1 atain by her very diess her mmi ilnnd pliskal micro Hjlo nun and her utter imipaiily lir doing nuns work in the worl i Ajain and again not lur one or two irnrs but l lor generations we ufgtd her to adopt the I try dins khe U I now DeKinnlin to wear And now lint slitpun It on It e kiik harder th in cvir llrttliren u doe < no good Ior 1 non behold IOU the i an knk bnik I 1 h it is the all ol u We havefiijIUhly I let the genius oul of htr 1 lionli nnd liin l < n t all f > moke almr nil Sli i i i t i 111 is m t denied ihu i ihc mnokes cigareltrs Not under lIe loe hUI hellntr nd hr Ihe sees lit i II U whupereJ f in larkc tlcn pimi Ii that Khe I li i Ic = nwr ilian lur grandmother lul It i ni noIl1hll i Iht whin he Governor ol NIW S o k 11111111 on Uttoralluil LIII mall mi rund ol both sexes on the rcucmnj si indj the Oovernois of neither ol tic Carolina licing presnt III only pocket phtol to l oo foilndwai llillicoikct < lavoun 1 lady And II wa loaded to the miiMlo I wllii good old Iranly cl Ihe drinker I 1rt r down j brand I And it wasnt In one of the hidden pockets which Ust year s woman catrled concealed onlierperson either Ileuuse It was found Inside of lull an hour It came out an promptly as the 11 wk of a cindidMr ea more niomptly for there wert candidate Iliat Ktanii for every olhce I in I the United JeI btitn from I President doivn and not a I II I I b f f J tf d J Lt TIIKV DAn urn IITON urn tt tt OK TK r Ilk KNCK II0KU ti I V among em lave In Ihe pocket of Hit woman Here sister take the irou < en It years ye < Kenenlioni ol lime enilurance nnd pitlent perslstcnc von have won cm nolly 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