Salt Lake Telegram | 1940-08-09 | Page 10 | Ruth Millett Says-Here Are some Ways to Irritate the Wife

Ruth Millett Says Says- Says j Here Are Some Ways To I Irritate the Wife If you want to irritate your wife Rave over how good looking a woman is who pays as r much for one simple looking dress as your wife spends on clothes in a year j Talk about how young a friends friend's wife looks looks' when wHey knows for a fact that the friend dyes her hair and with her rigi diet spends more on facials than on food Say wrong with that when an old man marries mar mar- marnes ries nes a a young girl and then say Why doesn't she have sense enough to know he hes just after her money when a middle- middle aged woman marries a man a few years her junior Spend two hours in a corner talking to a blonde at a cocktail party and then when you see your wife surrounded by men walk over and say i Will you excuse the little woman If I dont don't get her home she wont won't be able to put 1 j Junior to bed Say Why I never said that at all when she has credited you with a very deep observation observation if by way of a buildup build Say when you have guests for dinner r Why dont don't you ever cook this for me Dowe Do Dowe we the have to have company to get it Act grouchy when she is trying to show an old school friend how happy she is and x what a good catch she made Ruth Millett Encourage Entourage your wife to dress so that she is sweet but harmless looking and then say Boy oh boy every time you see a girl dripping sophistication Tell your wife you wish she would never touch your r things and then lose your temper when she doesn't straighten your dresser drawers which you have left so mussed up you cant can't find a pair of socks Remind her what a good for nothing you saved her from marrying See how simple it is to irritate your wife Or maybe you knew already N