Show V O 1 Le SPOUTS ABOUT SKILLETS S J. J TO KITCHEN CABINET CRONIES I 4 o t Sams Sam's Big Skillet Could Hold the U. U S. S s. s Uncle inde cle Stem 7 Navy a Ton Ton Steak Q 0 f Ham Nam and Eggs SAM got t the adS adjective ad ad- rA to his hla name In Inthis inthis handle S se belonged to the He this way aT 7 little coterie of men who call- call The Organization tb Fifth Firth Precinct of of the ties who whore h th Ward and q e ul d by their political re rem their their kitchen cabinet he a rats enU ee ki I the meeting b being held In the ni of the t b e members was waa over and andol The e f Wl ell the ol of the Members member s thought m s g t would b be to adjourn till but Sun som was d differently In- In Inan InIn Inns ns s officIal Lined Yo YO l set see hed he'd been the an of the kitchen cabinet and marvelously good foret fore fore- oret ore ore- 14 mode made a t on on oD the hill WI all Tote vote Wherefore ho hoa homs hou ms u a pw in ea ot of f some rome me in hi he cabinet and of more consequence In When the motion to ad- ad urn to call can of the president would como come with the first whisper of spring was id te de Sam Bam spoke against It as folt fol- fol t m I 1 for one have haTe kind of or tanto the habit of enjoying th these e M Why not continue them e dont don't have haTe to deal with politics m e fin discuss other subjects to a pod iod advantage Defeat the motion ui 11 I will explain s The Th motion was defeated ted and this i ith thi explanation he gave and which used him thereafter to be bo called t Sam earn i TT rye bun been doin doing considerable figg fig fig- g Cs of late and Ive I've kind of ot got bot In hW of It Now that there Is Ismore more more Bore to figure I find my belu being drawn Into other met inel of speculative and statistical ought hL Even Eren the homely kitchen UCH 1 lei b become me of ot Interest when I aired from certain standpoints The tin skillet statistically viewed if 1 be made to present a wonderful b l of t. t comparisons mp Tor r purpose of ot establishing a afing tiU fing unit anlU or standard skillet I let us ue say the skillet is one foot In diameter weighs one pound and in including including in- in I eluding handle length is eighteen I Inches long It is a n mild estimate to today say that each family in tho the United States possesses a big skillet and a n little skillet There are more than families ammen In this country and more spore than skillets Without worrying you JOU by asking you to so go through all the figures I will tell you the following facts If It all nIl the skillets of or the United States were placed side by side they would reach more than miles if It placed handle wisa miles I If all the skillets wore made into one big skillet Uncle Undo Sam would have to bo bb b over m-er six miles high to handlo handle it and cook in it It would hold one big pancake with an nn arc area a of oC more than a square mile or ordinary ordinary ordinary or or- sized cakes like you ou get at a restaurant If It If Uncle Sam were frying trying beefsteak beef beef- steak in his big skillet the steals steal would weigh in the neighborhood of fifteen thousand tons and the steer from which it would be taken would sport a tall tail over two half miles long and could easily ste step over New NewYork NewYork NewYork York City at Its widest point without without without with with- out touching anything Thirty thousand thousand thousand thou thou- sand ordinary steers could be placed in It at ono one time The metal in 1 it t converted into a frame one Inch wide could ground a mirror wherein her ln n Mother earth might view her full face In As ts skillet Uncle Sam could I place vInce the service ser ships of the United States Navy and at a pinch might be able to accommodate his grand total of Allowing ton ten coal wagons to a block and each carrying one ton i it would take a procession miles mile long to provide the fuel for the cookIng cooking cook coop ing tug of one meal meat A full order of ha ham hamand and eggs would cost I STATISTICAL SAM WITH NEW INFORMATION NEXT WEEK 7 7 w 7 rr 4 I i 1 s t Y w rl a r 1 7 3 t trw 4 I THE c I COULD EASILY 1 fr l jj STEP T air OVER x YORK CITY 1 Y AT ITS WIDEST FD ST PO POINT WITHOUT TOUCHING G s 3 y I ANYTHING I R h rb d 7 hr h hh 1 C l H I bIN b- b i l i X SK SKIN I J IN THIS T II S SKILLET I UNCLE MM RM COULD PLACE PC P THE TH 2 SERVICE R SHIPS I OF 0 THE T UNITED U NI F MIRROR z IRIN 1 M 0 STATES NAVY SID AT T A PI C I 1 II GHI BE BETO U L MIGHT L l HIaR t L TO 0 9 T HIS HI GRAND IUD TOTAL OE 26 cc I M fl I F I I Al I I |