Show QUESTIONS ASKED THE I CORNER COP WOULD I STOP ANNA EVA FAY Say mister Lave have YOU von seen Hank lank Jenkins a hanging aroun around here this mornin morning lies He's s 's my sou and he lie left leCt the farm fUD day flay a afore foro yesterday yester ay Said ho I was comm comin to Salt Salt Lake The speaker was a n man from front some settlement south of Provo Prove and anal he be was tho the biJ bin corner comer policeman What is his address what does doel ho JIO look like liko Give me mc a dp description of him and ami maybe mabe we can locate him for you was the curt answer from front the the- public guardian What dont don't know Hank blank Thought you fellers were supposed to tobe tobo tobo bo be posted on things s. s Thero There aint Dint a aman aman i iman man within forty fort miles of who dont don't know Hanks blanks history backwards baek back wards and forwards fon HeM He's Heth th the tho feller feHer what took tho the prize at tho hay pit pitching hing contest last fall down in our country That is an dU example of the tho kind of people wo we patrolmen run up against when hen on dut duty at the street crossings in tho business part of tho the city said tho policeman who Wa was on duty cluty at atthe atthe atthe the corner comer of First South Houth and md Main Iain streets thi this mornin morning They ask everything every every- thin thing from A to Z and if I were wore able abc to answer all tho the questions I wouldn't be e hol holding boldin in eio down a iob job on the Salt Lake Jake City force I Id I'd il apply for a position peel peel- tiou tion as president of some bi big eastern a tern colle college e ho continued This lob job of I mine mino would stall Anna Eva E Pay t in in five minutes For instance hero here is a 3 list of a few fel things they a ask k him bun I do 10 I have to apply for permission permission per per- mission to enter the tho II What hat do they charge to ride on the tho street cars What time do 10 the restaurants serve supper in iii this town supper How How lon long before the thc ne next t elevator cleator Je t es th the top floor of the city and county building What ia hat direction do I have havo to go goto goto o oto to get out of town 1 Where can 1 get ot a drink on Sunday Sun i day ay |