Show THE FINANCIAL MIX UP AFFECTED CORBETT AND PALS Joel put the bunch hop hep to the Impending impending Impend impend- I ing financial crash Joel I Is geared a above o e I proof on the tho sighted long sprocket and knew It was comings coming rJ He threw out a fender himself drew do down n from tho the numerous nu numerous numerous nu nu- banks that were holding his grubstake grubstake grubstake grub grub- stake and began began to pack tho chile con carno carne and for a n. long and trapped winter writes Gym GYIn Bagley Bagle But the bunch handed Joel tho the laugh They couldn't see eo where he came In to tell them until them until It was too late Johnny Morgan hadn't Upped tipped them oft off and ho was the tho champion when It camo to the tout on Institutions of nuance finance No Now they see that Its It's sometimes VoI wise e eto to listen Whenever henl there happens a run on the banks its it's usually tho the hard harrl workIng working work- work Ing IllS and clo close e saving pug that gets It In Inthe Inthe inthe the plex lies Hoa such a guileless s and Innocent innocent Inno leno- c cent nt sort earl o of Journeyman that anyone anone can shove him tho the worst of It I mt meet et Kid Ild Broad making making- a 11 noise like a cow sneezing and wild wildly I digging In the directory for the bank that's got gOl his mone money Ow I g gee c Ic Ie oc oe fore e ey tac o 0 count he demands Get GElt your OUI mone money out o of the bank be before before be- be fore It Il takes the count 1 I repeat Whys 11 kid you'll have to cop a place In hn tho tune tholine tholine line and take your youe chance Woes a n be bo bank where n a line nine 00 oo big he lie asks Take the tho nearest one I say say- The lines are arc pretty prell- big on all alt of or them You'll have hll as good a chanco chance at one as an an- an other An hour later I s see sec e the kid well welt up III Ju the line lino and trying to ask the gee seo In front of him what ho lie will to do doto doto doto to connect with a roll The Tho gee Isn't making him very cry readily and la is talking on his fingers to find Ond out f if that's the kids kid's lanGua language c. c Young Corbett passed a sleepless night wondering If It his bank wa was solvent It Isn't Bill Billy that cares so BO much for the money as os that he hates to be the short end o of a n rece receivers receiver's rs r's mite mile These Tese financial disturbances are terrible ter ter- ter says Bill Billy to me Im naturally a conservative guy In bar banking matters and dont don't want to put up a n holler hollar but bul It Il seems to me that we hea heavy depositors ought to bo be better taken care of or What's the country coming to It If we are Bre to beat boat bo be boat at the merc mercy of ot reckless and thoughtless speculators In large largo securities s I had to give ghe It up There Thore were disquieting rumors on Fourteenth street that Tom Sharkey had been caught with his sleeves alcoves le ves down and that ho he was a lIea heavy depositor In the Knickerbocker Trust I got Tom and asked him Oh no he says I I didn't have any mone money In the Knickerbocker I What banks are holding your cash Well Vell replies Tom Til tell you ou Ineer I never ne went very en strong on anyone holdIng holdIng holding hold- hold Ing m my money but myself But nut youve you've got a lot It Il must be somewhere I persist Yes Its It's somewhere he admits admit lookIng lookIng look look- Ing down at his feet Its In my shoo An Any time It Il came camo to coin Tom always alwa's did kick In right Kid McCoy MeCo isn't worried about the tumbling banks Hes He's been ben depositing his b by proxy through proxy through tho the bookmakers Jack OBrien O'Brien has lias quite a bunch of ot the tho dirt dirty In the banks but he says ea's Its It's tainted taint taint- ed anyway and he doesn't care are how be becomes becomes becomes comes out In the end so 50 long Jong aa as ho he gets geta anything over a 0 hundred cents on the tho dollar But the real sad story the saddest ever as sad lad and shuddering as the Inside of or a dentists dentist's valise Is that of ot Patsey Corrigan and Buffalo Costello The banks have closed In III after Patse Patsey an and Buff Burt have watched and md waited and wall waited d many years cars for Cor one ono o of them to explode |