Show Stella Stella Stella-So So you kissed the tho young oung parson paron in the dark hall thinking it was your mother You must have felt full at awfully cheap when your jour discovered your our ml mistake take Mabel Mabel Cheap Cheap 1 I Wh Why I Mt felt like lIko a a. Friday Fri Fri- day remnant at a R. Monda Monday bargain sale Chicago News Its It's for von vou to look into your shoes for fall If f you ou will look over the tho display of Money loney Back shoes that arc are now new shown you'll be satisfied your shoes are here hor at your our price Some men grow under and others merely swell swelL Puck A Beautiful Display Tho The fall faU showing of Mone Money Ba Back k shoes for fall faU is something worth see see- ing lag Dont Don't miss it Teacher Teacher Yes Freddie the tall tail of ot the comet cornet Is miles mUes long Freddy Gee Freddy Gee There wouldn't be no fun tun a tin can on tho the end o that can Herald Yes said Mrs Irs I always try to retire before midnight I dont don't like to miss m mv my beauty sleep Really Reali said Miss Knox you ou should try harder You certainly dont don't get enough of ot It Philadelphia Philadelphia Press The new lasts and individual styles shown in Money Back shoes for fall are attracting the lovers of high high grade grade footwear to the toe store Look in and you'll be satisfied your our fall shoes are here Yes said Cassidy the poor lads lad's gittin g along puny well But said Cae Casey I thought yo ye e said he was t mortally Injured So he Is but his hurts aint quite as n sq A the they thought at first Phila Phila delphia Press Still another thing that keeps a man broke In these days Is 19 trying to live lI up to the unparalleled prosperity o of his friends Puck Ask for that New Bread at your grocery Vienna Walnut Bread Poor man exclaimed the benevolent td ld td lad lady And you OU say Q you ou have no friends No madam replied the weary wayfarer I used to be a n baseball baseball base base- ball umpire Philadelphia Record Young Young- Mr Jones Jones Dad Dad youre you're all allright allright right In your way but youre you're an nn old foS fogy Old Mr Ir Jones Well Jones Well It comes natural natura I remember that m my father tather was one when I J was as your age Cleveland Leader Lawyer When When the defendants defendant's wife left home have you reason ronson to think she went to the suburbs In the Interim Witness contemptuously Law contemptuously Law me nie no She went In iii the cent 5 trolley trolle Balti Baltimore more moro American Mercy where does docs all that profanity come from From garage garnge Hes He's In there trying to tinker up his car In time to get got to church Brooklyn Brooklyn Eagle He So He-So So they are aro engaged eh Have they an any tastes In common She She Oh yes They chew the same samo kind of ot sum Milwaukee Evening E Wisconsin How Hot on earth did you get Into this awful state Dont tell tho the railroad authorities ties maam ma'am but I came on a freight train train train- Judge you like to see yourself as others see you ou toNo to No Indeed Im I'm nervous I had a nightmare once and It nearly gave me prostration Redd stopping th the tho twenty third time timo for rr It It seems deems funny tunny about this ga gaso gaso- oUn o- o line Un I on only I tilled that tank yesterday est rda Green Green Well Well It goes fast y you OU know Redd Redd Yc Yes It seems to go a hanged ai tight ht faster than the tho machine Yonkers States Statesman man Why didn't you ou Interfere When 1 Why hy when those two men threatened to mop up the time street with one another My Iy dear deaf sir tho the streets need cleaning to 0 bad badly badI I would be he KI glad slad d to see them mopped up In any style Kansas Kansas City Times I 4 J. J President ri O. O McDonald I H. H S. S Ensign Secretary 1 UTAH I I STATE FAIR a L. L C nr SALT LAKE LAKIE SEPT ca 30 TO OCT CI S 5 I Residents o of Utah and Adjacent 1 Make States your you arrangements and come to b t he Greatest Grete Fair in the theo ther History o of the State Sae Excursion r Rates Sar September three three days j Before 1 the Fair Opens 1 ADMISSION 25 25 CENTS Miss Bud I am ann thinking of marrying Into your our family How original you ou are But I have no papa whom you ou ma may ask No o so I have hove asked your mamma and we are to be married next month I Houston Post Mat Mai a I Yes dearest what Is It Did you set get m my baby sister lster at the grocery grocery gro gro- cery cery Of Of or course not What ever cr put such an Idea In your our head 7 It says on on the grocers grocer's t a wagon on Families Fam Fain illes supplied Judge Judg The office bO boy wants to get g-ct off orr this af at- Says his grandmother Is ls dead hey No Is willing Washington Washington Herald The Utah Society of Engineers held Its first meeting last night in the physical building of the university Several Interesting interesting Inter Inter- esting papers were read MRS S G SYRUP 1 TIM bs been used mod br by bf Millions of Mothers for their children while whUa Teething t for eye Fifty ry Years 4 I It soothe th the h child O coffins IDS tho ho rum gum m allays altar C Co I U pain cores i colic and u Ls the best bes C remedy for o orr riVE OI CENTe A BOTTLE DOTTLE S TURF f I EXCHANGE E i California and Eastern nn 48 E. 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