Show liL EE THAT SHOW MADE I SHIVER IUT ITS IT'S SURe SURL A i SAYS SA YS OffiCE BOY OY r l the absence of the regular critic office bo boy attended tt tho the performance A A Mans Man's Broken Promise at t the id td theater last Jast ast night He made aI a 1 I report of the play this thiR morning Sully Biilly gee e-c e if yoU youse fono follows fellows s 's dont don't go 10 goree i ree te ee dat show you you's s 's 11 HI miss det do de dott t test tt et ting dat ever p come eom down own des de dE' deX s X Gee but its it's ft R hummer bummer Talk it youse Shakespeare and Shaw and ana 11 15 why de deys dey's Eo a regular lot of 10 nd na nd 30 side aide of de w woman man wrote dat play last n ni night ht 1 louse ws take m my word for it I I's Is s 's s s seen en al all and I guess rues ues I knows But sa say sav Ill I'll have to tell fou youse vouse c t it it it- dat is as much a as HI t I kin KID rober When When dc do curtain goes up o on act wo we all hears henrs a fellow crym iso le don dont don't t kill me me We d don don't dont nt t see sec it it is flats flat's doing d de do hollering but I all knows is JS happening Tut d den n a girl comes comE'S out of dc do raide of de do stage and says Day Da are arc areti 1 ti i- i ito to kill poor Mr lr N Ned Nea a. a D Dc Do gal al I I Gee but fh she's s a pippin but dat gal zal is Johnnie on de spot po de whole show Den an ol 01 comes out of de do house and tells al at to go JO back into dc do hou houle o or sliP SOP 1 Dat Dats sen sen her ber to d do poorhouse lId s de gal and hc goes Joes back Den Dena a aw w ST ST. wid a black mustache and a big comes omes out of ol a little place on de do desida deside side sida of de do stage dragging w wk what's a n. cripple O Den n wes gets a hunch on de whole IDe Dc cripple corrIe o owns nf a lot o of money ney neyde de do oder fellow will get et ct it it 11 if ho bo hof f Dat's Dats what de fellow wid tho the wants rants do coin and ho he keeps onIt on oni i L It to get it all de do way do de pIa play loes lots ho he get set it Well I guess nit Den en a swell lookin ady lady comes onta on ta tage e gee but she's a t peach and youse ought to s see o the glad rags hat Ja lady wears de do play Gee i day dar cost more dan a tousand dolDo dolDo doliDo dol dol- iDo Do Do follow fellow eow that has tried to kill km der one wants to marr marry her but hut lays ays Not Kot in mine Den a doctor on and says dat ho he in cure cur de do cripple but tie de gny guy wid hip hin and his old hag of a him try Den do Doc riho th me mean tn fellow lellow IS s a fellow dat tilled a girl in de do west rust den don a woman comes on nays aYs avs Dat man nian is ia tho the fadder of my I f dats dat's to de do villen De Dc villen men dat hell he'll mako make it il right wid her if into do de house bouso u a little while he ho tills tells his old woman to chloro chloro- de do gal al while ho attends to do de doc doe nocks do de doc doe down and carries him bim do de little hou house e where he lie tried to toI toie tol l I ie other feller Den when de dE' old oldin in ui has got the gal to tn the bad he lie tiber hr into dc de same place and sets oit Ic Ie tink hat dat he ha hai got do de whole fixed nice but Turnips s lia has heard rd bout de do deal and she's shea right dar feller wants Ler to run away but ells him that der is a duty to bead bend be bend nd ad she going oin to lid did it Gee dee but l Ides cs She Sho gets a n gun and holds up lip Id woman whilo while dc fIe odor people comes to help her gets tho the la lady y sent ent out of de do burning place Doy got pt do villen covered with a aim cruney gun crun ilcy ey ought to have killed him nov n llen lev ov e don do it Dat ends do de first firstin first In ino everybody is ia a and ain ain a in der hands bands n DAde do de second act do o villen gets cots do de house and gets him to write ter saying ain dat he do de is ther the pr r rf of tho the gals gal's child and dat ho hoHa Ha ia man lIe He tells do de doc doe dot dat ho sign dc do letter but hut instead ho lie hits f ver cr the head wid a billy and puts nto to a bi big trunk while he lie goes out jid de do letter to do docs doc's sweetheart C comes cornea to and anI gets do villon's villen's r Oman in dc do trunk in his place e a villen comes mes back and he be looks I trunk m 11 ll c fix you so you OU won wont won't t be he in m my my fly n more more says ho he and aud he takes a trunk n not t knowin n 1 as how hisman his bis oman man is in there thore Den an express comes along and takes do de trunk fl Do Domen men dat flat h ho he has got ted tea rival rhal out of the thc way wax and do wants to marry marn- comes in 10 and do has ihas wron wronged oo t tells her dat the doc doe father of her kid be 10 a villen makes her do this by that if she sho will ho he will mart marf mar mar- f t and give her kid kd a name The Tho toned gal g-al promises to marry do de Mond and ho be do other gal al over I I all what she's done doue for him Butet But fan pet et dE' dE dey fool him good and plenty bos os 05 to get do minister and a little a woman comes in wit a heavy beavy iver ver her face Je e villen men kisses her hand and tells linister to shoot away with tho the l death ck o us ua part of he pro program 1 Ing ng coat says his little sa say and den vs I pronounce youse yo man and aud audr ft A r Den do de woman lifts the ra rag lover over her faco face Say I forgot to I dat do rag was one of dem white tings dat stylish ladies wear i do dey gets hitched up And An say say raises raised do o tin ting Vouse ought Iwo seen seeD de do fa face faco e of do Je gu guy guv who r cd her ber and don den marri married d. d her but ho he looked sick Just before is old woman comes in lies He's not her with do de shot at do de trunk I 1 I Jc de pit pity Jon comes do de third act ad say sav but de hummer Do De villen fin finds finas Is out j is wife and kid has gone to do doof of de ho lie gal gaJ thought he ho was marand marland mar- mar land tand and he goes after them Dera Ders has been good to do de poor noor fl tP- and de villen wants to kill him dont don get him Turnips Turnip in in time her and Buttons dats dat's d dy Den D'en Den the mean JU guy guv says as ns cs c's going to steal her child Ho He Hoa 8 a couple of do de tou lookin hest ous ever seen to heI help him Dey J I e kid but just as deys about to nr everybody dat dont don't like do de I cy mali Dah comes on de stage and dey doy ence ce to shoot y but dose tough fellows were wore p If loots hots de dey never hit an but iy pot t killed themselves But dc do fad fad- l Its ts awa away wid do kid Gee but you yon to h have o heard de do yell jeB and clap u end of dat act I noticed one ono dy ay y in in a box who spit on her twice so dat she could make a R wd noise I j fourth act happens in a haunted K Gee but it ivo me mo dc do shivers K time dey doy started to talk about V f y Do mean feller feBer is dar wid his hitt maD man dey ha have hare vo got ot de do Ii little t tle kid Km em m and dey do- are arc it to 1 rust Just pure puro low Jow down s parts Say dose two were so dat dey couldn't w lay Jay J straight Ut was val en a H dead Ai l T Do Da odor oder people i in do rIe ire re do haunted house hOUf 0 0 of them are gettin ettin married un D place to get Jet married but rf it was just for a lark Jark ee B of de do de' de women finds ends de mean his old woman and de do old wo wo- i man drives t two o of them into I room while the mean guy uy tries to kill his T wife ie But he's hes just juet too late hate camedA cause came caused d ls dA feller dat dit rea really and truly huh loves lo her comes in followed h br hr dc do cripple who has been cured and Buttons Butt De Do mean gu guy tells tens his old woman dat she it is more moro moroto to blame for what he has done dan he heis heis heis is kind of co cowardly ardly on his part but he heMS heM'S says pays as how she heo always s always let him bini have his own way and told him dat money was more dan anything else in de world He knows dat dal th the police ar are goin eoin to get him and so o asks his mother to shoot hoot him De Do old woman does dolS it Den everybody in de do play is happy except de do old od woman And say aj de crowd is ia a afine anno fine fino bunch of actors and actresses D Dey y knows just how to do de whole show and dey dev does docs it good |