Show NEVER START THE CORKS I hear your our old friend Turpin is in bad again what whal Is la it this time tho In InQuisitive Inquisitive inquisitive In- In man asked the n neighborhood wi wise so manOh manOh man n. Oh not much was wan nit tho the reply only they cau caught ht him with the lie goods' goods this time Ills wife wire and dau daughter aro are visiting at tho the springs this we week u lt so 90 Turpin thought It a n. good chanco chance to have two or three of or tho the boys bos out to a Dutch lunch Ho lie lives Ies in a reform neighborhood nel and of oC course didn't daro dare have hae the beer man stop at tho the house hO The nl night hl of or tho the lunch he lie got of off rl c early bought some caviar lunch ham and rye ryo bread brea and six quarts of beer Tho The l barkeeper started the corks hI bo- bo fore ho wrapped up tho the bottles When rhen Turpin got ot on a n. c car r he us looked like a n bundle bo boy Tho The first persons persona ho saw In tho the car were women who lived In his his' block They'd Thed been to a a. card part party part As Turpin had to stand In the tho aisle an anthe and the they had seats tho lie neighbors Insisted on holding some somo of his bundles and finally ha had them all except the six quarts which he hun hung to with grImness and ion Tho swaying motion of the tho car got tho gas In iii the bottles to an and two or three corks popped out out- Tho The foam roam wet tho the paper and when two more moro popped tho car began to smell like a n. barroom Tho The women began bean to sniff handed Turpin his packages turned their lJ backs backs' backson ds on him and started a conversation about tho the evils of rum Of course they wont won't tell Mrs 1 Turpin when sho returns AB At she nho Is president of ot some womans woman's temperance league It Jool looks as M If IC will have havo to throw elf elfon on out the tho mercy o of the tho court |