Show We Ye rejoice to note that the spank the spank the old fash time time honored spank of our grandmothers grandmother's day is day is again becoming popular in the parental mind in the East We e trust hust its popularity will not wane vane till it has hns reached Salt Lake and spanked some sonic of the much much deserving deserving boys hoys of our town It is of much con consequence to the human buman race to learn once more that HallSe Hallie Erminie Rives believes lynching negroes is right Hallies Hallie's opinion will conscience weak conscience Weak mob doubtless encourage a man many a to renewed deeds of savagery s1 Speaker Henderson is always inclined to be dra dra- matic His declination ion of a to Congress Con theatrical noise and he gress bress K has made the proper Kand and his friends are satisfied The fhe tariff r revision vision is bound to come The headline McLean on Guard Against Rebels Rebels Rebels Reb Reb- els does not refer to J John R. R of Cincinnati and Tom rom Johnson of Cleveland eland but to Commander McLean Mc Ic Lean of the cruiser Cincinnati and the Isthmian rebels Prof Atwood of Chicago having explored the Weber canyon and declared that the glacier moved up hill and went over the divide Miners inels inel's hereafter ter are advised to look for gold where gold where you find it There is a tariff for revenue re only a protective tariff and a robber tariff The rhe first is a Democratic doctrine the second secand a Republican doctrine a and the third a plutocratic doctrine A dog cat time in the county convention today to- to day dav would be welcomed by members of all political 1 parties It might result res in a little spice be being ng injected in in- into the campaign There was too much trust in the St.- St. Louis St.-Louis Louis boodle combine The beauty of publicity as s a remedy is abundantly shown by the way the hood hood- hers lers have leave scattered Pshaw Shah t Don Dont Don't t l kick ick over your our Paris hotel bill of s 1388 a day Think what would have have happened happened hap hap- to you had you attended the Elks' Elks convention in Salt Lake Big Bill Devery has won his fight bt for Democratic Democratic Demo cratic leadership in his section of New York Glum Chan man Griggs should turn his Presidential X-rays X on or Bill The sports who have ha been heen waiting for those Chinese Boxers to be begin in the scrap will call their money in unless the slant eyed knockers soon begin business The Iowa Republicans seem to put no trust in trusts and so 80 Speaker er Henderson concludes not to trust his luck with the Republicans Evidently E Congressman man Littlefield wants to extend ex tend it and spread himself over o more territory by wielding the House gavel ga Our anI skies threaten to shed tears these days over o the pitiless way ay our water magnates treat us They would be he welcome tears Now ow let the Dominies do as well or 01 letter letter and and Salt Lake county will have a good set of candidates t to th pick from |