Show Merry Christmas to you Oll A Admiral Dewey You'll make male it m merry for the other rs el if they timey get too gay gaj while you while you are aie cavorting ar around und South American Ameri Amen can waters waterN Vc C Ve trust however you JOu wont won't find it necessary lJ to put on time the stern Manila face of yours ours for fOL a long while yet f 7 I Time The clergymen of Salt Lake are calling forth the the usual attacks from unjust I persons elsons w who lO ha hate e en everything every every- ry- ry thing timing that is clean and amid of good report To say that I seventeen of ou our pre preachers eachers are aie is as silly as to say Salt Lake is a water fresh pond Victoria aIle alley is a death trap Time The police should should drive ive out its mora moral lepers and then it is in order for forthe l he the he Health Ii department nt to visit isit j it this cesspool and thoroughly disinfect it President Castro in a rage has a verisimilitude to a tempest in a toy tOJ- teapot Senor Senoi- Castro night might ht do dow dowell w well ll to Jo go W way sty l back lack inland and sit down an and tack himself down n fast Dave e is striding on ott Salt Lal with his seven leagued boot boots Hell He'll be time the most welcome man in n Utah when he lie appet appears rs in ill the call canyon on east of the time I city I I I it It has been a a. race all nil day laj today between the the white snow show and the black smoke and nd the soot has about won out ont I SUP Superintendent li Nelson kelson has has received his Christmas ChristmUS Christ Christ- Christi i mas mUS gift a little ahead of time I |