Show 11 HE GOT EVEN t Toward the end of f. f a recent voy voyage voyage ge of one of the big ocean i liners one of the passengers gave a champagne supper to the other male passengers Each one of those Invited was to render payment b by singing a song dancing a Jig or telling a story Among those on board was one person perron who had won a reputation for moroseness for in spite of the constant stream of moss-grown moss tales which one is forced to listen to on shipboard he had never tried to revenge himself by telling one of his own Accordingly when his turn came cameto to speak everyone listened l eagerly Gentlemen said he as he rose roser r to his feet I cant can't sing a a. song or tell a asto astory astory sto story y and I have never danced a jig so I can only offer a conundrum In what way is the Lord kinder to a turkey than to man Of course everyone gave it up Because came the answer He doesn't allow it to be stuffed with chestnut chestnuts chestnuts chest chest- nuts nut until l after it Is dead Philadelphia Times |