Show P ADVERTISERS though though lately come Into attention by the hysterics of ot the maid of Vassar Is by no means a novelty novelty novelty novel novel- ty In musical pathology writes Hillary Bell In the New York Press During his delivery of or a Chopin l nocturne in the Poughkeepsie house opera opera- house last week a ayoung ayoung young oung woman became temporarily In Insane Insane insane In- In sane and was parried carried screaming lustily and weep Weeping ng dolefully out of the auditorium audi audi- The Polish musician paid no heed beed to this evidence of ot his power and andt t the tite e pJ piano pio po played on Pads ra r sk Is used sed to it n. it HIs audience always Is more orless or orless orless less hysterical During his recitals w wd- wd men shiver sigh high laugh nervo nervously sly sigh heavily weep copiously become faint taint turn deathly pale pahe and have hav a lovely feminine time generally When the concert Is ended the pianist has to fly for his life lest he be e torn to pieces by bythe bythe bythe the ladies ladles who long to carry off the bones of him as souvenirs mania contents Itself with romantic sentiment but is to madness madness madness mad mad- ness near allied The utmost we can do with the fiddler Is to speculate how much better his playing w would uld be If he fell In love bye With the pianist the mere thought of his loving anybody but her fills tills every woman with hith Murder l will be done over this thumper of the keyboard and it Is a wise thing that Maurice Grau has has' put himself under bonds to keep the peace Beace by denying denying- the conductors conductor's chair on the first night of l Bars of great stoutness have been put up to guard against the assaults of cranks' cranks alle alley but if the pI pianist directed his orchestra that night th there re would b be nothing left of him Every wom woman n feels that somehow somehow some some- how or another sh she alone can fill the aching void In Ignaces Ignace's soul and Mme I has as i hard A s 44 time timp a tr to hold A au u lime to nOla A au u as a time timp lime tr to to hold nOla her husband against abduction as any honest spouse of these times In his habit as he lives away avay from the piano Is by no means romantic but full of fun enjoying a Joke as much as anybody and nd amused as at a weare we are arp at the hallucinations of femininity But It pays |