Show SCHWAB'S ABS AB'S AUTO CRAZE The Tre f following a anecdote of how how- Charles M M. Sch Schwab b the head of the United States Steel corpo corpora o i got the rounds into is gel i if of the continent The sc ii is laid in Nice Where two g gentlemen en are con conversing conversing con con- together in English Th one one a Frenchman is holding forth most enthusiastically en enthusiastically enthusiastically en- en en- en on andall andall and all its beauties M M Mr J j. j Interesting Inter eating esting things motor vehicles Very interesting How much do does g a car cal like Ilko that cost po to Frenchmans Frenchman's motor that was was standing in front of the hotel l. l Sixty thou d francs Will you sell it if Allright All Allright right H Have ve you another car cal queried Mr Schwab What price The same as this replied r the Frenchman In surprise Will you sell me that as s well The rhe erstwhile hile owner assented and Mr Schwab writing writ wit ing out the check for the amount turned to him saying saying- Now I w want wanta nt nta a mechanic Well I cant can't s sell ll him lim but butas as I employ two I will ask ask the chauffeur outside whether he will enter your service ser service On the atory of or the the sale sale being unfolded the driver stated his willingness ss to accompany the two hYo tars and work for Cor the the- celebrated head of the steel trust Perhaps you world like to have a trial nde on one of your new possessions possessions' said the Frenchman Mr Schwab pondered 3 a moment n and nd then replied Yes I should Please tell the chauffeur to be at the hotel door in an hours hour's time Th The man took his order and at the expiration of ot the sixty minutes was was' waiting for further instructions of his new master who sP spoke ke no nd French while t the Te mechanic lc was w is equally guileless of an knowledge led g-e g e of any other language but Fren French b. b At list last Mr Schwab steps Into the vehicle cl cbs cle and placing a smale beside him says in a most matter matter- matter fact fact f-fact tone toneto I to the dumfounded chauffeur Vienna go on on The man was as splendidly tra trained and and choking down the of voluble exclamations that arose in him him he turned the car vaia rid ala end and commenced the trial spin spin spin-a a mere mert jaunt from Nice to Vienna |