Salt Lake Telegram | 1938-05-28 | Page 4 | Wisecrackers' Wit is Column

WISECRACKERS WISECRACKERS' WIT IS COLUMN By WALTER WINCHELL New York Heartbeat Faces About Town Franchot Tone exiting from the W V Towers When frau Joan is with him they never tenant abc abon floor phobia height phobia height or something Jay C. C Flippen ad Broadway Battalion behind 3rd base at the Polo Grounds Ground Id their lips when Pittsburgh P Pitcher ch Brown was technically ls out by a Giant batters batter's bullet Alf Landon of Kansas with Publisher Publisher Pub Pub- lisher usher Newman of Judge in 21 Mayor LaGuardia munching peanuts on his way to City hall Plucky Connie Boswell watching watching watch watch- ing lug the dancers in th the Madrid Havana from her wheel whee chair The woman who asked asket two pl playboys coming out of a street spot for coins for a milk fund Wont you please give something something something some some- thing she said so that the little fellows can have milk to drink Let em drink whisky said sale one of the unfunny comedians Sallies in Our Alley A Left LeCt Winger approached a night club owner and tried to convert him Are you for or against the profit system he demanded Good heavens said the failing night nightclub nightclub nightclub club boss dont tell me somebody's got it down to a system Bert Wheeler tells of the drunk who staggered into a pole and was knocked flat He got up and tried triad it again with the same result The hell bell with it he decided Im cornered o New York lork Novelette Si iii such a sweet old lady TIle broker felt so sorry for lor 1 herr hern she hesitatingly entered Hi 1 c t coffered offered a thick gold and asked Can you gin o J dollars for this you want t the e money he sympathetically I 1 m 2 bets on three dandy danly i iwas ti was the believe it r Sounds in t the Night t At 1 quise been marri r divorced so much they elk calk t I pong ping-pong wife At AI Att til tI monico Hes a heel witta er en On the t 1 light Roof You cant can't ri d to to tea a mother they're W UtI r Gin Gm At the Club 18 HII lit r Dwarf Dwarf Phoney Phoney In fj I t C Over J gante the A gives you the over once once over and then the fork fork 0 In the Cotton club i I bles Clark Gable but c I Ii the bankroll In But da dar l M Persian room BI sober up you know 7 1 I to togo go home and that'll that'D late at the office TOOT Tale of th the cinema ta blast at some h aren poison box office tal arguments from th t that it w wasn't of th the but the quality II I 0 Ii the coast on lt 0 seasonal ebb and w good A picture this thu SW SWA I IA 40 A local theater reis pix had to stop told j. j 0 t various film firms tim f I Were more ger g good ing our new films PU than in wasting time i iSo tures we released J couldn't gl get it coui So because II flou HoUe S Les 1 t RIveD child etc the closed recently J Dictionary Broadway kS 16 w Vo everybody What jy t B nobody enjoys U. U orn we well is so nl who one 13 u uC S him hates body geso Adenoids with arra Neighbor The guYs f l le e Show cheat rent t. t lit of her ren In search a an C Playboy Guy Guydo whO Je lb do me nothing mentallY is' is th y agent A person h J reason you don dont don't pUb pUbu j ball baa is that yo thing offerings against f hI him P f e erso eOne One Business man roani double-cross double Good b his Ir fr frieB en ends keep them