Show BAER TOPS SPORTS WISECRACKERS I i Expert Conducts One-Man One J Poll on the Game l Comments of Sports Aces I By JOE WILLIAMS IS f t Special t to The t NEW YORK Dec 26 Being 2 Being a list of the bright and snappy uttered by bv the of sports during the year of 1935 i A g generous nerous but misguided exam exam- exam exam- thoughtfulness by Mr Max tr Ber BA r This Braddock is a nf nice cc ort g tt of oC guy and I dont don't want to hurt shIm hm But a fight is Iz a fight and if he I insists on going through with U It they had better betler have an lance Jince and arid a couple of doctors at the ringside Baer didn't hit Braddock one solid punch dropped Ibis bi his championship and was thor- thor i disgraced j i I Ur Tommy Armour a golf au- au discusses the peculiar character char char- acter lacter of the putting greens at the Oakmont Country club and nd hazards hl an tn IR exciting forecast on ott the result of Cf the national open These are arc arci i the tb worst greens I have seen in 20 years ears of competition They are too I 0 4 I to- to fast tast to hold any kind of pitch and too slippery for tor any kind of ot putting put put- ting Ling They were conditioned for lor super stars and there are no super superstars superstars stars star in golf The championship champion champion- ship was won by Sam Parks Jr who had hl never ne won a l tournament before He w won n the championship on the greens Lyrical optimism as expressed by bythe bythe bythe the captain of oC t the o Davis cup team representing America In the challenge chal chal- lenge enge round H No O matter what the critics critiC's may b believe lIeve I am sure AmerIca America America Amer Amer- ica has an excellent chance to beat and one thing is 15 sure the odds are all In our favor to win the doubles The Americans were beaten in every match Flashing Enthusiasm of Baseball Player When His Team Is Leading Leadin Ii A distinguished distinguished baseball gentle- gentle rpm nan fIlan with his team leading the league guo race by nine and one one half half i Times mes mes experiences the tragic effect t. t rot ef the higher altitudes and Is be be- waed Into an embarrassing excess i of of confidence Mr Bill Terry of the let letup Giants We iVe arent aren't going to up lIpa a bit We are arc going to drive I right on and win this pennant by 20 games If we can Ultimately Ultimate Ultimate- ly l' Mr Terry and his Giants compromised compromised com corn promised and accepted third place f The powerful allure of Irish I charm and its effect upon the critical I crill-I cal cl judgment of a boxing promoter as IS experienced by Mr James Jame J. J Johnston Jack Doyle is the best bitting hitting heavyweight that ever came camel t to l America He will put Ireland back iek on the map as M a fighting tn An Impressive exa example of the tonic effect of victory with respect 3 to high ambition and the finer liner things in life was expressed by Helen Wills Vilis Moody following her herd dUcat defeat d feat of Miss Helen Jacobs Re Rc Lute lUre Gracious no I intend to play tennis until I die She hasn't played since Ince g Tho The social lines between the aristocrat aristocrat aris aris- and the laboring man as seen through gh the British eyes eyes of of- of Mr Fred Perry Ill never play pro pros 4 4 I Righteous i Indignation Is V Voiced lAt At Hint of Race Track The seasons season's high In piquant in ingenuousness ingenuousness In- In and Santa ivete as registered by Mr George H. H Bull president of oC the Saratoga Racing association in hi denying the charge that gangsters infest race tracks I 1 personally know of ot no at the tracks And what is 15 more I believe the Ie less z said aid aidI i I t about such things the better belter it Is a 1 blight on the entire sport There is b. however no truth in tn the J report port that Mr Bull believes the Saratoga 3 dico dIce games are run run for fortne e benefit of at orphans and widows 3 and d besides as he would say the less Jen said about such things the better belter I I Tho The strange effect of geography I pa tn n the moods of a baseball mag- mag t Tate zate te Mr Toni Ton Yawkey in Detroit power Doyle was stopped slopped in the first round the first time he faced an opponent who wasn't wearing water wings A statement by Mr Branch Rickey Rick Rick- C ey cy general manager of the St. St Louis Cardinals illustrating the thc fine feeling of mutual respect that exists between capital and labor So Dizzy Dean wants to go to another club eh Well its it's time he ho knew how he stands around here We tried t to get rid of him and not another club in the league would have ve him All Dean did last season was to keep a badly understaffed Cardinal team In the therace therace therace race until next to the last day by winning 27 ball games game At least seven other ball clubs would give a large part of oC their grandstand for lor him i t r S Spur to Ambition Noted as Net Star B Bats Out Victory Over Chief Chief- Rival I tennis After all there is isa isa isa a sharp class difference between th the amateur player and the professional si nal player The difference is ismore ismore ismore more marked abroad than in Amer Amer- ica lea I w would uld find walking through th the tradesman's entrance very dis- dis The only reason Mr Perry did not turn professional last Jast fall was because he failed to win at Forest Hills and the promoters did not think he was wa worth his price und under r the circum circum- stances at the world series No I hav- hav haven't nl bought Jimmy Foxx As a matter mailer of oC fact you can write Im I'm not in interested interested interested in- in in him Which is what your correspondent correspond nt immediately proceeded to write The same Mr Yawkey at the baseball meetings last week eek in in Chicago Yes Ive I've bought Foxx and I think hes he's just the man we need to win the pennant pennant pennant pen pen- nant for the Red Sox Exciting biological discovery b by Mrs Glenna Collett Varo Vare after alter winning winning winning win win- ning the women's golf gol championship champion champion- ship last Jast summer I 1 dont don't see any reason why women cant can't be mothers moth moth- ers era and golfers at the same same time This should be r reassuring assurIng to alarmists disposed to view the mashie niblick as an enemy to pro pro- creation |