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M Newman New man the travelogue man Dictionary or not DOt responds th the latter who started the fight in the first place Is duplicate pronounced 1 If so ItIs it itIs itis is a J. noo DOO one on me rue Yours tours fora noo deal Things I never Til Now From a Cleveland correspondent to Eleanor Clarage Why a fl Light fight l b between be be- tween Halliburton and Winchell about the story tory of f sending a girl 11 ii roses the the twelfth is darling dar dar- roses one you OU ling Because y years ars ago we sent one rose with a note reading You ar arthe arc the other oiher 11 ii dear dean The newest sally from the west coast with several citizens b being Inc credited as the prize wit goes like this his fluster Buster Crabbes Crabbe's body has gone to his head This Tha is very amusing but it was just as gay ray when it was Dorothy over a year ago nto about K Kate t Smith Neal pear near Walter screams creams OHara O'Hara all the way way- from Boston when you quote Editor and Publish Publish- er cr dont don't quit before the end of a sentence sen sen- tence the quotation of ot the Boston hl high h school pupils pupil's test rend read The fa Ia- writer is b Ripley closely followed followed fol fol- lowed by Will Rogers Walter r Winchell Winch ell and Neil Nell OHara O'Hara That leaves lu me sac In place I know b but t its it's still the first divi sion jion AH AU best beat Neal Give a Guy Guya a Break OHara Believe it or not I always though Ripley was a il cartoonist By Phil Stone New York The Th B Beat at of My Heart Chicago I Ill Iii Wind Montreal Love Th Thy Neighbor Pittsburgh Smoke t Rings Philadelphia How Do I Know Its It's Sunday Last night I saw upon the stair A little man who w wasn't there lie wasn't wasn there again today Gee whIz whir I wish hed he'd go 0 away Anon via vb R. R K Chidsey se Ivan Lebedeff tells of oC the Russian still loyal to the late czar who was arrested as he pr prepared pat to flee the country The quiz before the secret police went this this' way W Where ere were were you born In St St. Petersburg he said Where were y you u educated SIn In In Petro Petrograd grad Where do you live now In Leningrad you like to live to-live live In St St. Petersburg I By Olin Miller Columnists may come and columnists may go 0 but a gap gag a goes roes on forever Dont Don't worry about what people think of you Th They y so 10 rarely do An editorial writer says L Long ng- ng is II a magician Maybe so so 50 But he has ha never pulled anything any n thing thin out oat of his bis hat hilt funnier than his own head hend i A j gossip Isone is isone isone one who wh talks to about others others oth oth- ers erSt a bore is one who h talks to you ou about himself a brilliant conversationalist is one who t ks to you about you ou A new subscriber to the Press a ar r racing cing authority wrote the editor that he became acquainted with ith the gazette Lazette after George J Jessel el let him glance at al It ft but he made me rue give it back to him The editor Frank Menke who has RC a replied re reo re- re plied d G Georgie orgle always keeps the paper as a source for his very ver best gags Without our p paper per Jewel Jessel would be bea a tragedian In a recent interview with your c correspondent a managing editor stated that the columnist is rapidly on the wane There Is no palpable evidence of this On Broadway columnists arc are highly respected members of the community com corn they arc are pampered feared and even impersonated Their appearance on the stage stace Is demanded and they command fabulous salaries for merely mumbling a few lew words From From the Montreal Gazette Two of the cr craft will Invade the theater district some time this iLs week and a request to guest star goes oes as follows How about taking a abow abow abow bow Or a boo t Mr Arthur Brisbane also wants to know enow how those two passengers crashed that lifeboat They needed someone who could row I 1 Copyright 1934 by The Daily Mirror Inc |