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Show H i J I A ltll'-. IIILST I.ItlUltl. BVH bT'i 'II 1I1S AUtm-NCK ptl) NOT KMUW HOW TO Ht Hil U TAltt. HIM, Bin Hill It I lvAUIlaAfhv;l AVJt Hc'l i Irt ui 1 Iiito mtt and hejnl nuuy profia BVal J4l i 111 n aloiul huuiorUla, but none, oil or oil BBB W 'J the alage, could riujAtlrmiia Ward. mM Uivl 1 9 lltaaparaiicewaaqualut. He loukul M Mbill'l ' ' S like a amallrr Hartley t'anilell or a H Qnlalc r Li lloudeUaly. Hlauiinurr waa auitr mK iffilK i H iialurally graTeanileanitat, Ilia fun f ufll.i ' In wuanotliitliemlaaellliig, It una In rjRBv il 1 Hie a pirenlly unnoiiacloiia aaioclallon BBB fSIiKt VI of Hie mott lucongruoua Idem. Ill, tSK V. -'In humor aa not rinnlanioua. lie MaftK 1 ) I lalored orar tTf ry worl until he had HBji ptlliti 3,11 ltjutt right, aud then tointnlttrd It to BBB bUlil: "l i wper or to memory and never Tarlel HBV iiU!t iilil t It. Uueof hlarulciKinalwayiloiiinka BBB.t LjPjrl III 1 i1 ajokeplilii lohlaiudlenci. Aiiolbtr Hl iflBil W i! I w" u w,,t for ""' Imgh. Hjimi lluua BBT UHIn JSui I the aulltnco would nol too Ihe fun. KBR H51? KlH I Untold uio that the gnatut couill I ML BBaBj "t l re9aw mmt ho ha I tTcr receltcd waa liom a atrangaritoprlni' at tho lime hotel whiaakid him II be had lieen lo hear that fellow, Aitcmua Ward, lecture, "No," replied Arlaniua. "Hate yout What do you Ihluk nl him!" "Why, he la tho hlamedial fool I eeerriw, tju.t tat lliaro and roared lo hear him miking audi 'h,'r.l,r hlmtelf I woul In'l bare uilai.e.1 It for temlollara " At hla flrnt lecturotlie New i oik au. dleoce did not know what to make of him. lleaeened ao nerroua; dgeled aliout aol lot hla place: neter laid a wordaWut the adaertlied auljrctof hla lecture. "Call me pat nimea. loeej call me a blnl, he murmured, "and 1 cilia liolled owl." Then he wilted for the lauih. It rime very alowlji flrala Military aulckar; Iheu two or three chucklea. "When I laid thai In Chicago," continued Artemua glare. 1 , "I La 1 to go before J uatlce oftne eire ami take myaolemti aflldirlt thataliolleilowl waa a blrl before; ' one of them could catch the point." Then ererjlodyroirrd New Yorkeri acre nolgolngtobedullertliinChlrigiilui, In thoamoklng-rnomof the HI. Mch ol.a hotel lite that night ArtemaaWard ilayed one of hla farorlto radical lokea, A number of atringera wire rea llnu the tira. Bujdeiily Ward called outi "Cleorgel Ocorgal" Two or three of the man wlio namewai (Jeorsn looked up. " Wliy ill I you leare HchenecladyT" tnUlrl Ward, without looking at any one In (allien lar. "If you main me, air," aald a jap. rery irwn, "I nerer waa at Hcheoeo. ily In my life, and I don't know you, ill!" "You wera dotna; welt there, (eergi continued Ward, Imperturb. ably. "Whydldyou letre the i lace?" f Confound you, air," ihoulcd the alranger, "I tell you t nerer law Hcheuictady!" and lie tluew downhli paperanditalkadoutof the room "Hli comclenco troublra him," laid Ward; "but I wlili he haJ to) I mo why he left Hcheneclady." Then all the alrangera ahook their heada aud multeled that they till a. waya thiught Ihars waa aomethlng ilrongo atiout that HrhttiecUdy man, and Artemua waa happy. |