Show Nudism Proves Good Weapon in L Caddy Warfare Bag Carriers Rout Mixed Foursome at Swanky Chicago Golf Club CHICAGO Aug 3 UP UP- UP Probably the greens committee eventually will obtain intervention tion of the national guard but in inthe inthe inthe the meantime theres there's no lc less than a first class mess on the fairways fairways fairways fair fair- ways of Exmoor Frank was Just reading about the truck drivers in Minneapolis I was ju just t thinking what a terrible thing all this labor trouble is when up walked Johnny Maloney plus plus a delegation Johnny spoke at length The delegation looked scared but nodded s solemnly And if we dont don't get 1 a 3 around around round right now concluded John were gonna strike Puce Puce-mi took the situation posthaste post haste to the club manager er The manager went to the chairman of the greens committee The chairman telephoned his commit- commit The answer unanimously unanimous ly was No So the boys struck Tough Touch on T Tournament Unfortunately a tournament for mixed foursomes was sched sched- Came the first foursome to the tee No cad caddies les The players thought it funny They decided to carry two clubs and play anyway The first player player- a sweet young bl blonde teed blonde teed up She waggled her club She shifted her spikes She glanced down the fairway Up swung her club Boo o t s sst uw o Yee ee Thirty boys ten yards away erupted A distressing noise identified iden Iden- tilie-d tilie as the Bronx cheer sounded sound sound- ed the b bass s. s A little white ball popped weakly upward and trickled some 20 yards to the right richt Thirty de de- caddies fell all aU over each other Each of the succeeding players got a similar sendoff Drives were terrible and second shots worse And then the boys bos unveiled their ace They Play Their Ace Ate As the last player trudged off toward vard the green 12 boys boy streaked for the pond off the thirteenth tee They stripped They jumped Into the water They splashed they yelled they waved merrily at passing players Since three fairways pass the pond they waved at practically everybody A squad of police evicted them but not until a considerable number number num num- ber of ot and their women apoplectic tic escorts had withdrawn from the tournament A policeman remained remained re re- re- re roamed on each tee Today the bore a notice that terms will not be discussed ed by the greens committee commit commit- tee until the strike Is lo called off oCt John Johnny Maloney says The strike wont won't be called off ort until terms ar arc discussed ed General Johnson is lain in Chicago but has not been approached |