Show FLASHES LASHES Wants Someone to Chirrup Sawdust Instead of Cabbage Wasn't Friday y Either lust Must Need the loney YELLOW SPRINGS Ohio Sept 29 There P-There fP There has been a domestic tragedy tragedy trag- trag edy y in the office of M. M Elizabeth McCalmont Mc Me- Calmont almont associate personnel worker at t Antioch college A lady cricket on n the hearth has ceased her chirruping chir chir- This ad followed in the college paper paper paper pa pa- per Wanted Wanted A A husband by a widowed cricket Gentleman cricket desired with congenial tastes good family amily background love of domestic and music more important imper- imper tant than financial stability FORTUNATE STROKE WHEELING W. W Va Sept Scot 29 ff JP City City D Detective Charles Flanagan was suspicious of two men who offered offered of- of ered to sell a cigar dealer standard brand rand at below wholesale prices Investigating he said he found in the pairs pair's automobile cartons of ot sawdust filled tilled imitations of f real JUST A CATFISH FIEND KANSAS CITY Sept 29 Colo P Colo- Colo nel el Roscoe Turner transcontinental air ir speed record holder flew in from the east last night and put in a double order for his favorite dish catfish dish catfish at t a restaurant He then asked the waitress Would you consider me rae mad if it I asked for catfish for dessert She would Turner took apple pie BUTTE Mont Sept 29 When JP-When P When they icy arent aren't toting a pigskin several football players at Montana School of Mines are nursemaids Students housemaids and fire- fire H Have BI Blood rl men m But t six members of for or Sale the squad added a anew anew new occupation to w the list st today They offered themselves as professional donors blood-donors to raise school chool expenses SWEET GOING Iowa Sept 29 P JP- JP Cutting utting down timber in a cow pasture pas pas- ture ure D D. D R R. Witter McGregor farmer discovered he had cut himself a pound comb of honey for the winter as 5 aswell well as kindling wood The hollow hol hoi low ow of ot a big elm contained a solid column of honey eight feet fed long A FAIR RECORD HAMILTON Ohio Sept 29 iP- iP William A. A Sinkey 90 of Middleton tn In n at attending the Butler Botler county fair kept up his record He was at the first fair here 80 years ago aco and hasn't missed one since BURNED FINGERS ALBANY Ore Sept 29 P JP- JP For F For r years ears Matthew Harcourt carnival worker has earned his living as a human torch Wrapped in flames he ie would leap Into a pool of water and nd he never got burned Recently while driving a truck h he discovered the interior was ablaze He attacked the flames barc handed and was severely burned ARTFUL ARTIE W WINKS SEATTLE Sept 29 When JP-When tf When Arthur Ar- Ar thur IUT Perry wants to get into a show free ree he just w winks at the cashier and walks right in Arthur is 3 years old After police had been notified he was lost he turned up safely at home ome Hed He'd winked he said and got ot i into to the show |