Salt Lake Telegram | 1930-09-08 | Page 4 | Main Street

A Detroit automobile magnate Henry B. B Joy takes taku a rap IP at t dry hypocrisy Surely not because ther there are so many j joy y rides S S S Quandary Confession of ot a puzzled maid maid mald- Now how shall I begin It it- it 7 Shall I be sure uro that Jr Im I'm in love When hien I am REALLY in it Ive I've had so 50 many foolish fans fads For many forms Corms and And I have found round that fancies bloom bloomIn In most unlikely places Of course Im I'm worried quite a bit Though not do to to aho aho it It it- For or when I r really AM A I In love loveI I I. I fear tear I shall not know It Im I'm m quite perplexed Will u i someone ion cone n c nc toil tell ohm reoh Mo oh pray pra spare a minute le Shall I r be bo sure that Im I'm in lovo love When I am really in it 1 IE tEL L 4 S S S Question and Answer Anver Dept Dear Mies tiES Dix Db After observing most lost of oC the time marriages around me mer r have made up nh my mind that I will never marry But I 1 love lovo children Do you OU think I should adopt a lJ couple or would you u su suggest est getting get get- tinS ting married regardless I am 1 n years o of a age e. e Do you think I might possibly fall tall In love I tire very 01 quickly qUick of oC people and things s and would hato hate to marry and tir tire of oC a husband What do you OU advise me meto meo to o do with the balance of at m my life lite S S S Go climb a tree trec S S 'S S H Hold old Ev Everything Just when we wo thought in our OUI tie tle- manner that we had found worth worthy of oC a campaign just when we had begun besun to rub nib our hands lands and expand Into broad grins just when our typewriter rear rear- lag Ins Ins' Inson ng on its its' hind ler legs in eagerness W vo found we have lost host all ambition to o carry carryon on the campaign We thought tI it would be ba a n swell ide to start up a campaign campaign and call It a D nice little name like a Campaign Against Weeks Week Or it might be for that matter A IIA Campaign Campaign Campaign Cam Cam- Against Campaigns Not that one or 01 the other would theoretically but bul have lave mach mOch value practically they'd help more mOle than could be det In tho short len length th of ot a few Ce parn paragraphs Now that we think of it however we have arrived at tit a conclusion that hat we vo Vic are years ahead of our time as wo we always are arc and that at some future date s some me good trusting enterprising en- en citizen will set act out to put puth the h official ban on on campaigns with with- out ut ever ta ta ing tho the matter up with us And besides we were we're re too foo tired S S S WHEN AUTUMN PAINTS THE KAIBAB autumn paints the tho Kaibab And over tree and bush buh There lies like hike some ome enchantment Octobers October's lS brooding hush When Kaibab parks arc glowing With autumns autumn's golden bolden bloom nd flames lame of burning sumach Invade Imade the forest gloom When aspen covered ered hillsides Unwinding fold on fold Cold Tran Transformed formed by autumns autumn's ma magic lc Have Hae turned to cloth of When skies of ot Indian summer Caress the golden solden days And nd all the painted hollows Are Arc dreaming in its haze When autumns autumn's sun sumi transfigures The Thc overarching blue blur TIt Pis then my heart remembers Bright Angel Point and you WILL WILI DOBSON I State Street Sadie says It lilt ItI I took no ro royal road to the thc throne I for Prince Carol Carol he he took an air air- pia plane ne Music classes will soon be start stained d dat at t Columbia college for Cor students under 5 5 It should bo be a 1 howling success s ART DECK