| Show 1 1 N mE E i fl Mabel bel says that dry agents are only allowed to to- stop stopa a car ear after they have observed it long rong enough t to b be reasonably sure that it is violating the law raw But of course if they tl don dont don't t have much time they can always Ih shoot ot 7 And what t I mor more If it It hasn't violated el the law they can bo be ica rca sure that it will sometime in tho future S S HEALTH RESIGNS IN N BRIGHAM BRIGHA f CITY Sunrise Sheet Headline N No doubt the tho folks up ui up there have c been setting getting some of oC this stuff Blurt they're putting out nowadays Or Oi J perhaps the eighteen day dieth diet h has s put the tho town o on the blink bUnk S S America Americ Isn't So Bad After ter All Engl England nd News SI Sir Sir Sir-As Aa Aft a a visitor to this famous town town to I Iv v was a agre agreeably surprised to learn that rest restaurants rants and places of ot entertainment a are 16 not allowed to ll Sund Sundays but I op open on s yesterday wag IWaS not only sho shocked hoCked but utterly rl disgusted to seo see ice cream b being ng sold openly Inthe streets I trust that my fellow renders readers of oC your pa paper per will 1 write to put a stol to this as I am surer sure that tho the of ot Luton will that th the ils c of or public tea ten drinking and ice cr cream eating on on Sundays sunda J are closely closely close close- I ly allied Yours etc A. A HUGHES S S S Today Today's Beit Belt Bet Cla Classified Ad PR PROMOTION m op opening for two men not nol afraid of oC work Established Established Established Es Es- trade which pays ays a week Neat appe appearance ranco necessary P Permanent if you ol qualify qualIty DANCE AT MOONSTONE MOONSTONE Saturday Night The hall hail will wiIt be almost totally dark except for tho the lights on the girls girls' ankles You'll enjoy This New NewN NewN N Novelty v KEN S Pep Band Prize in Ever Every Box J Lunch Free Freo C Coffee Cottee te at All Times imes I Admission lon I I Songs t of the Racketeers Racketeer I Likely a as Snot not says sas Professor Arnold Amold the social of the future will be the descendants I of oJ today's racketeers rs who amass money money and power through l lack ck of moral restraint Names in th the tho Social Register The Tue Theio Who's io s Who of ot future I years Will wm list as QS Chicago's upper crust crust- Descendants Descendants' of racketeers The q Capones Capone and Litzin- Litzin gers ms Campagnas sans sans' shame Will VUI mention with pride how their forefathers died Defending the family name The and such f v r The sons of the sons of the rich Will ill read In the papers society capers Of Ot Js I Kavitch a 5 D DAILY IL Y PUZZLE Classified Ad ADULT spankings gs have baio proved of oC great help to many people Youcan You Youcan Youcan can learn more about this InterestIng interesting interest Interest- ing subject by br writing rUng to Dorothy Spencer Box Tucson Ariz Aris S 5 S' S Write Your Own Caption United Press Dispatch PEORIA The The The wiseacres of or stopped before a n. drugstore window looked inside with knowing grins and passed on You couldn't fool them them them-no no sir sit I Tho The window displayed ten b bargains bargains bar bar- r- r gains each pinned to a card rc reading reading read read- dIng d- d ing Special bargain bargain SO SO cents The bargains went begging for tor four tour hours before a Scotch barber bather on his lits way way t to church walked Inside and bought all ten bargains at a anet anet anet net profit to him of ot lIt Each bargain as as one of ot the thc new new nev 1 1 I bills bJUs S I I Slide Ke Kelly y Sli Slide e I Billy Sundays Sunday's hone honest t fac face in inspired inspired in- in In-I In the confidence of a traveler r rIn in a Kansas City railroad d station t to such an extent that the stranger asked d BUy to watch his bags and Billy BlUy didn't realize I guess that the tho stranger strank r might have havo recognized him as the tho former s 's second corid baseman who wh was mighty hard o on orf ballplayers rs I who tried fried to steal stent LORD 5 s Definition K C Conscience ns lb So co-So Something b much much ha han handler dier to have in your ur business as asso associates elates than Jn Jn In your business 7 asso asso- js i I l want you to v t i your your mayor has been in night clubs clubs' ex exactly exactly ex- ex three times since ho he held he hold of otti ot- ot ti fice Jimmy Walker Valker Why all this criticism or a politician poll poli merely because 11 ro ros s to tonight tonight nl night nightclubs ht clubs occasionally 11 he expected l l to keep eloise close e to the common cornmon corn com om-I om mon man people a S 0 5 Pit Sometimes I I feel kind tJ w. w Seems ms Ive I've lost that tha happy glow V That satisfies men with heir lot Ah And l drinking gin In dO dont don't fill that spot I I f And stepp stepping ng d dames much good Or going out and chopping wood Se Seems m ms of ot men Ive I've had my y fill Im I'm tired of at their dizzy mill a I I want vant to go somewhere alone And climb a 0 mado of or stone m mAnd And lie liB there gazing at attha tho sky B Birds and nd clouds go wheeling by dE And listen to the ott moan Just God with mo me and ere alone SOCRATES SQ RATES S W 1 President t Hoovers Hoover's 8 h ht by is b wading wad wad- ing InS streams and miniature t re dUJ darns 8 and we c can get geta alot a lot of ot satisfaction ou Of ot thinking ho l is da damming tho the V v of Dt tonal oratory T Tx SMITH i |
