Salt Lake Telegram | 1929-09-24 | Page 13 | Telling the World

I the Wor t By NEAt NEAL OHARA Oj Copyright Iress lu Tv lc I New orl York ork World iu 13 co i fl AM AMERICAS AMERICA'S E ICA S NEW NEW The Anglo American barber barber barbe t thas j has been smoothed out but bt fo time jt it t looked pretty serious i bomb they throw threw a at Arc Archduke dL F i. i dinand at in 1914 wa was oj ort n non one of Texas Guinan's on sn ani anibals balls bals compared with what Kenny's haircut threatened to toV It looked like another world Iwar waru t Louis the tho barber balber poured hair hairon on the troubled waters water For a time international l D peas a awas was Mas threatened A As soon oo is as a M e ewas 14 Kenn Kenny put that hono call cil In In tl U 1 British Brit h barbers sprang rang to the thO razors razor and amid ant tho the Sheffield armain ork doubled it its output of or dead deat scissors and callipers v Sir SIL J Esme me Howard in Washing wa was sas waiting to lo be e handed hl his I pam ports and anI congress was sas debating declaration of ot war wal in the aci sen sen IJ shop o a S 'S S The he ba br crisis cHais spread pread to ca cou cour trl tries s outside of England MUl ol in Italy Ialy promptly ly resigned mot most his cabinet posts and l loft left ft sevi vacant barber chairs in th the c cable bi room so there thero would be no wait The Tho barbers of Europe we were ware in imi lathor ather f for r war tf At this point President Ho Homade made a bold stroke for peace He issued a president statement condemning the Amei me ican ican Shearer It was really realy M Ml Kenny's barber that Hoover w w wl aiming at at That cleared the atmosphere it Mr h. h Kenny promptly h ha his hair hai cut b by a a British bab barb But ho was singed for LouiS Luis A Acom Arl Ai cos com trip to J Km Europe ope j just t the sam same 1 Now the dove of ot peace p aco is oln again and just to show v there no hard hartI feelings Ramsa Ramsay aid ai Is Is coning over o here in to have his lila his mustache trimmed the barber who cuts Senator BOt Bof Boral hah hair bait The hc major crisis has as subside subsided subside and the point is permanently soul e J that no IO American needs heeds to calI calif calf 1 home talent to get ct Pl properly trimmIn In Europe is t This Thi barber bar incident t t i happily but the fact remains remains' tr th Mr Kenny is a dangerous t to be traveling through E Europe a ar an Asia It It- Itis is too easy ovar there then start a war ir Mr Kenny is s the kind kinc of a rn mi who is l liable ble to drift into China Chin a ar complain about the chop suey the Instead of beckoning the h. h hta ha waiter waitr to his booth he would p p pin pin pu in a telephone call cail cal to his hi favori favor Chin Chinese American American c-American chow Broadway and tell tel them to si Ii over a boy with a bowl of it on on t th next Dollar Line Lq- steamer This w would naturally be an al Ins Insi t td the Chinese of or China who prK U themselves on their chop suey an ando do cIo not make tho the customers w walk lk o ono flight to get it i either I Tl would know first thing thinS you ou we l embroiled in a Chinese Amen w ivar ar 1 S Mr Kenny Nenny is a veritable p keg J cS when he is 15 touring touring in fore ford countries It I would be just lu 11 i him to sneer at a Paris taxi tai and phone hone for some New v YorK ls f chauffeurs nt on 01 tho the grounds Sounds th take lake care driving This would stir up a antagonism among the French t t. t ta drivers arid ard they would wan want st start rt another war It It was yas Fren taxi drivers you want to reme remen ber wh who won the first battle of t 1 Marne It is a good thing Mr Kenny d not It go into Italy on this his trip e Cr Ca yo you im imagine gine how he would stir tho Italians if he telephoned stir fo for New Now York bootblack bootblack to come O ovi cv oviand and arid give him a decent shine Hereafter Mr ny Ker I had ad bett P Ui do his traveling in h hi a private P Pul I Im m man n car carf even if Al AI Smith hasi ha run for president again to I g going ing fro from place to place