Salt Lake Telegram | 1926-03-13 | Page 7 | Tom Sims Says

Y TOM SIMS SAYS I IOne One is born every minute That's why some Borne of the towns larger than this ar are larger than this this When one says she suffers in si silence silence silence si- si lence she may mean that when she is in silence she he suf suffers es Figures dont don't li lie not lie not In short skirts If you you want ant to cut a figure figureS make malie it the cost of Everything's Everything so fu funny my When a aman aman aman man goes goes aboard now he isn't on the water wagon What is so rare a as a ton In January The only branch of the air service that hasn't had any serious accidents accidents accidents acci acci- I dents lately is congress