Show i I e to i iDY DY I II I i iTHE THE anding ng with the Christmas cheer c a ve a to wide dear ct me back six hundred clear tie e gf gave e me some suspenders s mother rather stout nt i a necklace BO so shed she'd shout t me as a good old scout e sent me some suspenders y own mother ever blest Set et of dishes I expressed new ew shed she'd like that Rift gift the best lie e sent arnt me some suspenders bet ft with Hit any other guy guyo o holds hold hi his hiI pants panta up as 1 I do dot t mine are held up bye by bv e highest priced suspenders suspenders' By BI By VI M. M I. I Barnhart II JU ESL Sl Jt Jr r. r South's Offering A Boarding House Io se Drama The fIle Chicken In Tn Twenty seven seven n Parts SMILING TORMENTOR jollier other What's What a the matter dont don't don't dont like our dentist So No No he gets on my ff Gertrude Gert Gertrude rude c CI II n won or Ol Ir sham n and sham were two colp col col- p persons a ho Were very success- success Tat at capturing chickens ey were sworn sworn partners partners In the In-the the ft t S for tor many ars i-ars Then Esham paining In I tl the be e old tra tracks ks an and ike ks was wa of his sharer In ills Ile for tor Isham moved to a distant ip There Isham became to or of of a flok flo k and a a. very rueful suc- suc ful lul and honored d leader lEder was vas ih the fh of the yearly yearl I thai hair hald i rose in III the tho pulpit to give the Uie text texi of ot his sermon when c eye ere fell tell on Esham seated on ou the theIn I k In herb neb II of the old log II Ie ae It was wall a moment fraught h tar fear f ar and peril but Isham had hadr Ir r been heen bi cn witted quick and quick escape I threatened dang dangers rs fter fler a pause In Itself thrilling is 18 f he spoke thus l y text for Ills die e I had done donese se Be from de le Book of de dc chun chur hi hes n shall know leno But Dut I misdoubt ml me Is dis con- con gatlon it ft crl fur enough advance i de Ue meat mal of or I II Mix h nations I changes my text to JJ what II sees me and knows I and sa s nol Him shall I 1 lat r and him shall I reward eward Maltha fartha falt ha Young oung 0 was v a the th night after atter Christmas all II torp ugh gh the house nobody I t If e They he hey all had Indigestion I A JI LESSON S OX edge idge- You have p been belO found gull gull- un- un rot of murdering a postman Mis- Mis I able ble bl r. r retch 0 e e you von anything Rev 18 before I pass pani sentence Your our honor lionor If my act I 1 tP n i H other i the folly br n OR f O O. D D. the 1 before pay day my crime my-crime- crime will wl hal hai u been In Paul aln S S. errs er 1 ST ST or OJ orare n. ID I JE I e are arc indebted to Grant C. C Ight ihl for tor his sending to toIS us IS one or of I heretofore unpublished Irs rs of Dr G George orte A A. A i I f on ve 11 heard hoard about windstorms windstorm 1 the doctor is reported to havo kayo said but for tor the real simon-pure simon article article article arti arti- cle youve you've got to hand to It-to the state of Kansas One summer when I 1 was working m my way across the country I 1 hired out for a week with a farmer near Topeka lie Ire had a big field of popcorn popcorn pop rop- corn Just about ready to pick One of ot those Kansas cyclones came up tend and blew all the corn off the ears Fortunately or perhaps I should say eay ay unfortunately the kernels were blown directly toward the barn Through every knothole in the barn the corn orn was forced by the wind at such a a. speed that the friction friction fric fric- tion developed an intense heat and the hay In the barn caught fire This his caused the popcorn to rop sop and to fly high In the theair air The cattle in the tho yard thought It was snowing and promptly laid down and trove froze to death neatly neall until now we had no Idea the wind could blow so soi i Strangely enough the stork wasn't nearly as popular as Santa Claus Glaus HAD NO 0 CHANCE Cl Clarence rence ardently ardently le Ive I've never ne told old any other girls that I lo ed th them Winnie vl Wh dryly wouldn't wo woUldn t I they listen H. listen H K JI Conroy Conro |