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Show 'Hi He J0HN WttL KttP QUICT !H JMM Siftaporfttlfti Advofttumaf itCoaploVho )llk Bk - Apftrtnonl lloaio. (HrB A young married oouplo who llro !nHjHH la nn aparbnont houm up in JlaUtson Hulw urtt.uo ..cutout to illno Sunday aft- Rjftl lflj i crooon. and m tlioy bail allowed tho Hf?w AirrnnUUioNtmoprtviUtliunpart- pHKt Tncnt wnM drurtotl rhcn tho ovmeni IISe"9u roturnnl In tho airly ovcnlng. 1ion Bff K thny had dixombarkod from Uio tlo .KSjjBc nrutor and tlio lord of tho hoiutohold iHftrWftU K'fran to fuinblo for koyn ho vriu (HKaflJ horrifloil to iliiicoror that thoy woro jMBlMU fitnor lost or nnugly Gniconood nt lMJnB tlutt moment In Boinoothor and lnoc jDJIMB ctxwblo jiotltct (KlKlW "CarrltM he said In piricken toncn, lftKMI V thlnl-rin i-fmld-llmt Is, 1-1 o iftHtflkriB iift ray lvcyal" jKCsfllliS "Yoa don't mean UP alio cjocu- WfFlily latcd. ifflSyjlIK "I roUy do," lis paid, fnmbUnif, iflnliliivk nerrously In lmponplhlo nooVa and liftiptimh crunnUMof clothing for tho longid SBiSJKJBj Xor hunch. . iWftV1 "Tho clorator boy of courso lias a iaPUjjPH;. ftTf announcod hhi Trlfa. Call IWr-HlS "Then are only two, and wo biro 'iffitfiWi both," ho ana-vcrcd briclly, atlll tmntwrll f unibllnjr In a hopeloM way, lwSil Hhoiukod jj(BjynK , "Ivaanotvducatod for n burglar, I'llffifOn Carolina" !.i Hra Mfc "Then wo muat sand for n lock- uHilsv! Braitb." pKKjJ "Tonight no rdior aro open. Iran IJKwkBi' nfraldworuuntoitlicr break tho door 'eSlF. Bi or frn tl") ""l'trlntenileut,'' ho illlH ftV docudroly. jaijBR j They rang tho bell for tho clorator, I lAVJftS ' u"' H' U""a''y ou "J0 stalru till It MflHJ mT came PJBJf4 It la b tcrriblo tiling to sit on nn IxBHlKi apartment houm stair and look at nDHInji your n door cloned ugalnst you. Bjffl "John," aaid tho koylesa proprlotor HfuwjMI when the olerator arrired, "haro IIiBBkS ' 70u a py tlln' "' "' our lor '' HDmB "No, tir." HHM9B "InthoiruncrinUndentlnthobulld- IB&UtSi -n?'" HMt?l'K iud tho ortnlng." Hf BS Tro gratna. SHE IV "John, you oro not a largo man." Hrllkl "-Vo' kIr-" K ' 'u "Do you fuppoN) (wltli a gleam of IT UT, iiopc) thnt If i otTcrvd you a dollar KM Mf" -nd boodtod, ou could aqueczo Ey Hi through tho transom I" jfe. II "I might try, air." HJe J 1 "I wish you would." Thero woa n CTB5. ML rattlo of coin followed by much llOBnv nn fthullllng, punhlng and aqulnnlng, fFfSf . (i IB and at length only a pair of irregular iclln n fm ator l0' '0Ra caPI'0' by n Pll'r ' lllSfelWA -lilarjldatod ohoeti romalntU in alght, Bli WfilflwM t UlaTing gono that far, John ..tuck. TXSbiUWI "111, thi.ro Peanio in muQhxl tones ttiHMliVS ' from tho half Intldo. f!Sgjy "Yes." lltfHBl jj "Try tho door." TjQtraJ Si S ' Tho lucklew flat owner turned the iHKfltffl lroob, and to hU astonishment the 'IBEkiB't.E Uoor opened, and inside, hanging ou ilNaUmS a tho lock, wa tho bunch of kcj a. fllWWgfl "Carollno," ho vlilsxrud. "Tho SBMeIi door'a open wasn't lockixl at all." fROlflfj "Well, you're n rarelia thing, and aiBBBWlf you ought to bo ashamed of yourself 'liSwAvS 'or 'cavn Um Hat unlockod," bhu SlnftflraJlJB declared rjmnhaticnllv. rgWlam But her husband did not hear. Ho ' hBhS&SIL 'nkT0 " fiu' l"1" "' "10 llmKhng hu- SHJ5jx inanity on r tho door and lauded it iBjlJfifi i ' anthoinsida MJRyilli! ' "John," ho Bald anxiously, "you J ' can keep quiet ftoinetlmcsl" "Soinctlmea, sir." JilfSJfliP'j "Hero's anotlier dollar. You under- BBkS)YJ ' irtaud." Now York Tribune. |