Salt Lake Telegram | 1924-10-19 | Page 21 | The Fun Shop

BY JUDELL RUNNING THE SCALE DOUGH we needed for the living scale M RAY RAT said he would make it wit out out fall fail ME I said Much puffing malc makes dough fall FAH said he The vitamin l larent arent aren't all SOUL dear clear soul Ive I've got to V win n for you LA How fine when he did ea earn a few TEA with crackers served to g gone get one fed DOUGH that furnished cake Taa as well as bread DOUGH went high in turned th the scale for far us TEA with toast again seemed d bounteous LA But how haw the money came carne an anil went SOUL starving came ere all the stuff was spent a FAH FISH for dough I find I like t tho e elove love better ME Ill I'll take a Lover to a Getter Cette RAY and I salaam with faces to toma for for- ma mal maI DOUGH on once e soared were we're gla glad Its It's back to normal I Vivian Aten Long FEELING OF FREEDOM Why dont don't you go home car early carlY for a change mm Nothing doing I had too Jia barda hard bard a job to get out John John Crom 1 t- t t THE EDITORS EDITOR'S GOSSIP SHOW SHOp Another excellent example 0 ot af What we will expect from you for the Baldpate te series The expression The cat cats whiskers has always amused me said my good friend D Di Walter Waiter E. E Tri prock but fe people know of its origin The first cat to be referred to In this way belonged to meThe me me I IThe The whiskers belonged to th thi cat This cat whose name wall wa Carrie Chapman used to spend hours on the bank of the House tonic river peering at the stream The tragedy of af a cats cat's life I is that her favorite food lives 1 I Ian ii iian an element lement of ot which she sho is I in mortal terror terror water water Then one da day my cat acted so cheerful like that my mr curiosity curiosity curios ity was aroused and I her to the river There I Ian sa an amazing sight She had taught herself to fis with her whiskers which wei long and very strong Her fir first care was to curl them about her hei tail forming a hook at the end end which she actually baited with a j cricket caught In the grass gras Then lying on the Ute upper sid aid of af a a. willow branch she let he hei whiskers float on the surface I Iwas Iwas was fascinating to see the light lightning fling ning flash of her hez paws when shi she sho had lured a fish within reach Glutt Gluttony ny however was Vas her herl l end Full of fish and pride shi sli r fell fen asleep one day forgetting ti to herself A big pickerel yanked her into the water and she was drowned The fial doubtless ate her for or they ar aras aras as fond of cats ats as cats are o a fish though they get much leI lesof lesi les of it TONY 11 That bootblack is a careless lout lou And h hp he deserves these knocks For every time he shines my sho shoHe shoes He also shines my socks E. E E. E P P. Malone Malane OLD HIGH COST Madge Madg Do you think a a. gi S face is her fortune Marjorie Sure Look at v ha hashe Rat Ratshe she has to spend on it nowadays S S. R. R Rulon ECONOMY Having your car repainted match your wife's gown eli eh eh Is Isit Isit it rather expensive Its cheaper than buying a gos gosto gown to match the car HIS OBJECTIONS OBJECTIONS Constable Sam Sam T. T the faithful guardian of the pea e and dignity of ot Petunia wa was Ing from a 0 light attack of or ag ague agu lately A day or two ago as Jt i was tas resting on the corner cornel of DC t First National bank he a II aroused by a sound of ot law brea breaR ing A flivver car came slamming around the corner and went wa bling bUng in an eccentric fashion P. P the street the driver thereof pa ing more attention to hi his own vole voC than to the operation of ot the car n raucous tones he sang Im rIm a wicked little prune prune And may get stewed pretty soon If It I do clo look out aut for me For Im I'm as bad as bad can b be be- be He Hey there start started It to yell and then moderated h 11 voice to suit his physical condition Youre plumb off the yaw the yaw w key Rey Rey I One of Bettys Betty's Daily Dozen Little Bett Betty stood by watch watching her her mother mothel unpack her winter ut u which the moths maths had made sad wo t of the eating the fur for off orf in patches patcheS' 1 That night at the dinner tab Betty gazed intently at her te dadd j bald head and finally asked D p D the moths get In your hair tO too 00 daddy daddy daddy- Mrs Irs M M. I. I A. A Anderson SPEAKING OF ADDRESSES Mrs Skit Mrs Bs B's dree becoming Mrs Yes becoming an A. A. A G. G L L. Copyright 1924 Reproduction Forbidden