Salt Lake Telegram | 1924-10-19 | Page 16 | Here and There

I r HERE AND THERE I HE GOT THE JOB Pedersen the bore has a Job at last What t as We Wel l Bord Bond has has' a 8 horse which wont won't take the bit into it its mouth so they got Pedersen to tall talI to it till it yawns Ch WIRES DOWN I Have you heard the latest scandal scandal scan scan- scandal I f dal No what is it I Why it happened in a house quite close to yours Maybe but my wife is away on her holidays Kasper holidays Kasper Stockholm Stockholm Stockholm Stock Stock- holm ENCOURAGING NEWS Doctor Now Doctor Now cheer up Benjamin Well We'll have you right In no time Benjamin You Benjamin You seem to know a 11 alot alot lot about this trouble o 0 mine doc doc- doc doc- tor Doctor Good Doctor Good heavens heavens heavens' Yes Ive ve had hadIt it myself for the last fifteen years yearL Passing Show ELOQUENT Do you know that there Is a language of ot perfumery Heliotrope for example means I love you yc-u and androse androse androse rose I am worthy of ot you Indeed And I suppose the absence absence ab ab- ab- ab sence senco of ot pert perfumery mery means I have nothing to say No It means I haven't a L scent It Isn't real love if Jr she soe suspects you bought the ring on easy pay pay- I ments S SIGNS I C N S. S Mistress I I am a woman ot of f words If I beckon with my hat han that means come New ew maid That maid That suits me mu Im I'm also a a. woman of few w wor wr r If It I shake my roy head it means means' not coming comIng Hans Cope hagen I CONSIDERATE She You She You e-You You must ask fathers father's CO se sent p He But He-But But is that necessary if y have promised to marry me She She Ill Ill I'll marry you all rIght BeGeorge Eu Be George dear deal you must go to fat faU er It pleases him once in a to know that we still one of the Answers family Answers Lei don m I S SOME ME PRECAUTION She was two hours late fo for appointment You should carry cam a watch I Isaid said saW 1 I always break them dear sl I explained Well you might at any a a carry a calendar he replied sa a Ti Tit t ts GRACE The correspondent of ot a Jar Jarl business concern had been mitt out to dinner nad was asked to tow grace This was was an entirely m nt ne experience but he took it 11 ft 1 J Dear Lord he began we that thaI You for tor or all Your you favors of ot re rece repe date Accept our heartfelt gnat gra tude We Ve trust that we ma may C co I to merit Your that we shall receive many me mOl blessings from You in tho the fu r Amen From Amen From s a Magi Mag i zine zinc for tor June A 1 TRY AND DO IT Stout Woman newcomer I tl town and referring to rear c. c dr ye Vf way to grocery store Young store Young macan mar ma marcan marcan can I get into the grocery grocer slot through this entrance 1 Fresh Kid Kid Iid like tr tryl iryl It lady I Just saw a wagon g through i iTRY An Art optimist looks at an oj oste sf and expects a pearl A s looks at an oyster and expects 51 maine poisoning The poisoning The Pl Progress ogre sit Grocer I ECONOM ECONOMICAL ICAL Ann Ann Im Im I'm certainly at a los loss know what to give my brothe brother 0 hi his birthday Jim Why JIm Why dont don't you give ge money Ann Ann Oh Oh it must not cos a much as that NOT A CRIM CRIME E A fisherman who had been angl angi nall nF all morning saw a man coming way whom he took to be the ow e of the property he was fishing fIsh Loi on Are these he private wat waters s said No 1 was the answer II Then it wont won't be a crime fland t 1 land a fish No said the other It be a miracle GoOd Good Hardware Wild A Scottish farmer being ee ele eee ed to the school board visited the r lage school and tested the gence of ot the class by the qu 5 tion w Now boys can any of ot you tej tell me what Is 9 After a a. moments moment's silence a a. small boy in a back seat rose Its what ye e me roe the ot day fv holding yer horse From Everybody's 1 Magazine for June Junel OLD STUFF Nt Nick NiCk Its lt's Its It's a wonder anybody cat caD sun still find some Yes we have flO oo bananas nas jokes left len to crack Mike Nike lIke Youre You're right there Bu But they will probably be cracking all al althe the more now the banana h h. h turned into a chestnut The The Fri Grocer m IT ALL UL DEPE DS I n fly Ily lIe CrUel Crites It all all' depends on the tone of voice Or the state of ot mind youre you're in Just whether its it's right to use some words Or whether it Jt Is a sin 1 For instance It if I go bUY gumTo gum I To Lo take a 8 harmless chew Its It's not the same If It I say bY bv gum m Then Id I'd be swearing at you rou If It J. J J should darn a pair of SOCKS I M Then darns darn's HIP word to sa say J But Dut it lf r Im I'm road mal mad Jf CusSin tn th n fl Ill I'll prove It any dd clay L A civil engineer may mav build A dam the dam the strongest one the word at me But when he hp says Jays Then swearing he begun And so I say it all dep depend nd the tone of yoke voice Just what a a. harmless harmles word riU mean And you can take your choI