Show i I r I a Fearing that t there will be he considerable ble congestion In the hallway leading I to the boarding house bathroom on Saturday night you ou decide to take a bath Sunday morning Instead So bright and early Sunday morning almost in the middle of ot the night to be exact exact exact-at at 9 30 a a. m. m you slip Into your bathrobe gather up all your jour our tow- tow and soap and tooth brush and shaving shavIng shaving ing utensils and flit through your door toward the bathroom En route you OU congratulate yourself on your wisdom in deciding to bathe now Instead of ot the previous evening when everyone else would want to bathe But Dut when you reach the bathroom ye Gods God you ou find that everyone else In the house has gotten the same Idea as yourself The hallway is Jammed with moanIng moanIng moan moan- Ing men bewailing the delay and waitIng waitIng walting wait wait- Ing to get In From Inside the bathroom comes the sound of yodel YOdeling ing The new boarder who wears the fancy tancy green tie and spats has beaten you all to It and Is sporting as luxuriously In the tub as a porpoise In an aquarium You hear the sound of ot the water above his song and you rou turn green with Uh envy and become extremely worded worried worried wor wor- ried ded over the prospects of ot getting In there before the noon hour The sounds from within Increase ae In volume New boarder Is evidently having ing the time of ot his life lite and is s in In a 0 hurr hurry to break up the festivities One of ot the old timers says Oh rats and beats It back to his room and you move up a notch Not that It helps much but youre you're afraid someone will push In ahead of ot you jou OU if you dont don't move up Times Time tiles flies You feel teel that It must be at least 1 o'clock and as no one onA etA else show shows any signs of ot weakening you ou decide to cut it out dress and go to a Turkish bath You retreat In disorder to your room Ten minutes later as ns you come como comedown comedown down the tho halt hall fully tully dressed and prepared prepared prepared pre pre- pared to leave you notice that all the others have disappeared They too have havo gotten tired of ot wait wait- ing S New boarder comes out You hurry back bak to your room and 1 disrobe Then you hurry curry back to t th lb l to room Ye Gods they've theve all done ti t I s thing Youre You're no better off oCt than before Such Is the job of ot bathing In i aing c. c ing house |