Show Nevers N eyerS f. f for or t the h e November Brides By HELEN ROWLAND Copyright 1916 by the Press Publishing Publishing Publishing Pub Pub- lishing Co The New York Evening World Never NE ask him to kiss you Make your kisses a privilege not a duty a alu lu luxury ry not a morning orning and evening chore Never refuse to kiss him him but but sometimes sometimes sometimes some some- times keep him waiting a little while Love thrives so much better on the stimulant of suspense nse than on the anesthetic of memory Never question him about his past love affairs It Is not the women he has loved but those he has ha's not yet loved who will bother you Never fling your old flame in his face If you do he will soon cease ce cea se tobe to tobe tobe be Jealous of the men you might have married and begin to envy them Never accuse him of being less ardent ar- ar ardent ardent ar ar- dent than he was before he married you Many a husband would never discover that he was no Inger madly inlove inlove in inlove love if his wife did not keep constantly reminding him of It Never chide him for the same fault more than once A man can b become come so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little personal characteristics Never refer to your own defects A Aman Aman Aman man always accepts a woman at her own valuation and he doesn't prize anything that advertises herself as a second Never doubt his word word even even when you KNOW V hes he's lying A husband like religion to give you real comfort must be taken with blind faith Never laugh at him Woman Is supposed supposed supposed sup sup- posed to be the only human Joke and man the only laughing animal except animal except the hyena Never CRY before him A womans woman's tears soon wash all the color out of a aman's amans amans aman's amans aman's mans man's love after the third deluge they have no power to move him him except except to move him out of the house Never be there when he doesn't wa want t you around And occasionally be some some- where else when he does want you around Give him a little distance to to lend enchantment but enchantment but not enough to lead to another enchantment Never threaten him scold him nor argue with him ACT A womans woman's arguments ts affect a man as water does a cat He simply waits for them to dry up and up-and and then goes out and does ashe ashe as ashe he pleases Never put him on a leash The dog or th the husband that h has s to be tied is always the one that eventually has to tobe tobe tobe be advertised in the lost columns Never forget forg-et that marria marriage e should be a privilege not a prison home a re refectory refectory refectory re- re not a reformatory and wives wives not jailers |