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Show A LITTLE LEARNINO. ttrn Cnll.tr IMiioetlon M lit Net (llrr Sntnti Crraliirta (Miininn tmn, Mr. Olllifowllo licllovwl ho mi n fnrscolnp; iimn. He U Ibo filhcrof u largo family ot Ikjvb nntl ulrU. When limit of his chlMrcn woto small ho forcenw tlint It would require re-quire n lnrgo amount of money to Hit nil of them through collage, nnd no ho decided that tho oldest of them tlioulil lieromo a college uradunte, nnd thnt nfter liU cilttcntloit wiu tomlilcteil hocotildlhcti give the lvst of tho family tho lxMielU of hit mi-pcrior mi-pcrior ltnowletlgo nnd cultttro Kt-v crnlof'thel ivh hntl xwltlon In the coiumoar...!loi of llfo mid tho girls ucw ns'Utlng in drcdainaklng and tho liko. Tlio rrldny was a creat day nt tho Gllllfooillo homo. U:i that day tho lxy whom lltoy lud jiut througlt col-lego col-lego camo iKiek. It iiuiyna vull hu FtnteU that tho ttt of tho family wcro Hot highly Jdi'&sed with tho 10-eult 10-eult Tliey felt tint tho fucix-ndlluro of tho inouny which thoy had nil worked hard toconttllmtuhad not boeti w Iscly lool.otl nfter. Af tor Jlr. Uillifoodlo, who drive j n dray, had llnNhul eatlufr a hearty btitipcr ho went out on tho front ntbop, whoro tho college rradtuitu was muoitltig ti clftnietto. "Well, I reckon you known heap," Eaid tho father. "Yes, jiar, I liavo acquired n con-nlderahlo con-nlderahlo fund of erudition.11 replied tho youth twin ceil tho'iiuff of tho cisarcttu smolte. Tart" eald tho father. "U that how it otter hs I ThatdRomcthing now, ain't itl" "Well, yes, it' now to you, hut thero is much wlrkh I Khali introdiico to tho family with which you nro uu nciiualntol. In fact it pains mo to know thnt your education mid that of my urothera nnd Bisters has been co painfully neglected, I should hex itnto lo brhiBmyeollisucbumahuie. II greatly fear that my vocabulary will bceomo contaminated thtougli associating with kik.1i uncuuth UiiKueii," Bald tho youth. "Now to mo, eh Valid tho father fis tho happy dreum of yiara fmled from his uyc4. "Yes, 1'vo already feen lots that's now to me, my young lunn. Tlio Mnokiu ot tlieui theiv nuty tlgarcltes is now to mot the weariu of a eyeglass, (.rerun colored pints nnd red khoes nro nil now to mo. An mebby joh uu,.in,tir inter-iluco inter-iluco that thero dudo drnwl' an high toned sneerin wayo'your'n interfile fnmbly. Hut, my youiiir fuller, it don't tnko ycr uucdlcated olo dad mnro'n n year ter bio tluough n mill etono 'at has u whulo through it big (jer'n n circus ring. "I bent you ter collcgo ter Bit, ler bo a sensiblo man, mi hero yo como back lioino stripeil Jackass, with ribblns In ycr tall nn n dado round yer ears. Yes, indeed thero's lots nbout you 'at'n now ter mo. Yo'ro nil new ler mo in fact, to now I don't know yer n tnlll (lit out o' this beforo yo spilo tho rest o' tho famhlyl" And tho colleso graduato suddenly found himself an outcast in tho wide, cold woild. Alter Iio hail licon gona nwlillo tho father said to!ho mother, "Marthy, ro orter thank tho l.ord that wo had only money enouf-h ter innUoJestono fool in thofamblyl" Chicago Timc3. |