Show JACK FOURNIER FOURMIER IS i A HUMORIST Ring Lardner baseballs baseball's best known humorist sat on the bench through one 1 of the recent White Sox-Red Sox Sox games games games' In Chicago possibly to get some color for a new story tory that will rival You Know Me Al AI As a result of or his so sojourn sojourn sojourn so- so journ with the athletes for foe an afternoon he has given gl us some ome entertaining dope on player repartee Jack Fournier was selected select select- ed by Lardner as his stud study Here are his impressions Fourniers Fournier's name did not appear In the box score but none worked harder than Jack If It the throat throat specialists of the thereat great reat Northwest char cha charse as do our own the they will separate the Frenchman from fromI I the bu bulls bulk of his worlds world's series split before they rebuild his voice I Dutch Leonard was the recipient of ol most of Jacks Jack's compliments Keen Kee throwing Dutch he shouted I af after Weaver heaver E. E Collins st and J Jackson k had landed solidly on what the eminent left left- hander served them in the first inning 11 If i you you keep at it Jt long JonK enough youre you're liable to get et one as far as the catcher And when the Sox had scored their fifth run In the third and were still pounding the southpaw viciously Its fault faull Dutch You'd have lave warmed up harder if hed he'd told you you yo were going a pitch a header double-header today And a little later later later- Dutch you rou can go home for the rest of the season after youve you've pitched these three e games this afternoon And to Carrigan- Carrigan Take off your mask and protector Bill Bm We wont won't let lot anything get past When they tossed out a new ball with Jackson Ks n at bat in the third or fourth fourth- never Pet et real well acquainted with that one Dutch Its It's going on a long trip Leonard was finally removed and Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jim Jim- my Walsh took his turn at bat He was called out on three straight ht strikes without without without with with- out offering at any of them Jimmy you'll iOU get fat if you dont don't take tale your exercise yelled Fournier Whatever you do Jim dont don't soil that bat Next time you OU come up leave it In Inthe Inthe Inthe the bag and you wont won't be tempted The betting was that Leonard would lack the gall to make malte his way to the club clubhouse clubhouse house through our exit But butch Dutch fooled tooled us Well Dutch said Fournier as the beaten pitcher paused a moment in front of the bench yoU vou certainly fooled em in there today What did you have that made em all 1001 look so foolish Ill I'll bet your outfield hated to see see you quit Lefty Williams wants you to stay in a while longer He hasn't made a base hit yet Dutch gave him a terrible look and started through the door bath be Im afraid your cold Dutch was was Jacks Jack's last shot Weve Veve had it ready for YOU von a long time |