Show rI r I What Every W Finds Out r By Helen Rowland I J his 1916 by hy the tho P- P Ps 1 s Co Tho Th N NSW tw w wurl url Vold Once upon a time I thought I understood men I And that I could marry any anyone one of or them S With one hand lland and my eyes shut I But las las' I have discovered That if you jou 1 0 flatter a man it frightens fright fright- j ens him tl to tp death death- hath hath- I And if you dont don't flatter him he lie is bored to death I II I If jou ou permit hint him to make love to toI I you he lie gets tired in the the- end endi end end- i And if you jou OU dont don't he be gets offended I in the beginning I I If you believe all he tells you he lie I thinks you jou OU a fool I And if you voa don dont don't t he lie thinks you a j cynic If you agree with him in m everything S you soon cease to interest him j I And if you argue with him bim in every every- II III I I thing you soon cease to charm him I II I And if you wear ga gay colors and andI I I rouge and startling hats he lie hesitates I I to take you out out out- I And if ir you wear little brown toques I S and plain he lie takes you I out and gazes all evening at some other woman in gay colors and aud rouge I and a startling hat I If you are jealous of him he lie cannot cannot can can- n not t endure you you you- I I And if you rent aren't he cannot understand understand under under- 1 I stand youIt you S I If It you Join in lii his gaieties and ap approve approve ap- ap I prove of his smoking he lie vows you jou I ap-I are leading him to the devil devil devil- And if you disapprove of his gaieties I and urge him to give up smoking he vows you are driving him to the I devil If It you are affectionate he lie soon i i wearies of your jour Kisses kisses- And if you jou arc cold he soon seeks I consolation in some other won womans woman's ans an's I kisses S If y you u are a sweet old fashioned clinging vine he lie doubts that you jou have bave havea a brain brainAnd brainAnd brainAnd brain brain- I And if it you arc are modern and advanced advanced ad ad- van ed and independent he lie doubts I that you have a heart heart or or a scruple I If you jou are cute and anti babyish he long I 1 for a mental mate mate x If you are Brilliant and intellectual I I he lie longs tor for a playmate If you jou OU are simple and domestic he heI 1 I longs for a And if you vou are temperamental and I I poetic he longs for a helpmate I And all the time I 1 Though he is falling in love with I you for just what you ARE I He is spending his Jus days trying to remodel you and alid make you over into what you are NOT never were and never can be Do Donot not ask me how bow I discovered all these things ab about ut men S Alas Alas' I married one |