Show i. i I BW Q k 9 D Y 8 OOM OO 1 B Bj 57 Ep dal Ne IM EW YORK Oct 2 ames James James Montage Montague Mon Mon- N NEW tage tague who writes wies More Truth Than Poetry for tor the New York American took his hla friend K K Ceaton C. C eaton Beaton out for a n ride on his motorcycle the tho UtI other thc afternoon It took some per- per 1 words to co cox eaton reaton on to the ack scat but he finally finaly gave In After ter they were seated Montague pulled something and something underneath underneath underneath un un- un- un exploded and all al the houses began egan to run together Into long rows ot ot terraces and automobiles shot up ut out cut of ot the pavement and went back bade again Men len and ad women and children and ad dogs also bobbed up and then sank again Beaton Beaton opened his hla mouth to speak spek and ad the wind nearly blew him Inside out and so 80 he closed his eyes and prayed that something would happen o km Montague But his prayer was Shot not answered 1 hey kept going faster and faster h and Beaton Beton let le go to get his knife and ad adi i i iland stab Montague In the back and then the motorcycle hit something and when a Beaton came cae down Montague had ha gone J 1 J i right away from there with his seat n Ho landed on a n concrete base that I. I 4 A didn't give an a inch and ad made a a n noise lse I lle a a pig r Several friends tends came running out L t across across the road from a a country countr club cub and said sid ats the matter And I Beaton said I came this far with a aJ J friend who has ha to be in I Albany Abany In an anI I ho hour r. r t One of the men said Hell Hel have ave to He is p. p t go some And Beaton said I. I r les le's there now and Im I'm Im going to get 4 o o t t of ot this road ra before he runs over t I me e coming back back 1 t 0 5 i The Union League club cub overlooks a ai ai f i i i dignified irhe stretch of or Fifth avenue where i trade tade has ha not made Its It encroachments I In the evening prominent men of ot afT aft af- af T faIS fairs fahS in New York gather in the big bigI t j I t parting room to lounge in the deep 0 f leather cigars chairs over ove their dinner after dinner ater-dinner i 1 H I Is also time for relaxation And 1 some of New Yorks York's stories de I ome come from there The other evening Edward Henry Henr Clift cUt the te tariff wizard was telling about a visit Peter Finley Dunne Mr Dooley made to Rome Home a afew afew a few years hence Mr Dunne was InI in I J an a anteroom with wih others other and ad the air was ws tense with wih emotion and no one oner r dared utter uter a a word I While tho the crowd was waiting for the audience with the pope a a little Irish t. t i priest came bustling into the anteroom anteroom 1 He lie gazed over the crowd asked ques- ques tons of ot one or two and finally finaly went up to Mr Dunne Dunne Are Ae you Mr Dunne of Chicago 7 he asked Yes father replied the humorist somewhat surprised at being picked out of ot the assemblage but he was completely completely com corn upset when the priest said Tell Tel me what kind of a myor mayor is Carter Carter Car Car- Ca- Ca Cater ter Harrison Harison making 5 Se SeThe The Man with Lavender Spats has returned to Longacre Square He Isa is isa isa a nervous nerous gentleman genteman of about fifty evidently an alcoholic who follows young girls stares at them and repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly repeat repeat- edly tries to speak to them Several times Umes he has been arrested His nose is of ot a bluish cast and lon long and pitted His Ills eyes have faded until they are white His Ils knees tremble habitually his hands flutter futer nervously nervous nervous- ly 13 and his mouth mout is loose and hangs half open He lie wears lavender spats in all al weathers weathErs and carries a lacquered walking stick He sports a toupee and has an a enormous enormous enormous enor enor- seal sel ring on each hand But the thing that Is particularly conspicuous about him is his The ornament ornament orna orna- me ment t is very ver large It I Is a cameo representing representing rep rep- resenting a Greek Grek dancing girl perhaps perhaps perhaps per per- haps a nymph chased by a satyr saty S Ce Now Nat Goodwin Is Js making a farewell farewell fare fare- well wel tour In vaudeville He says he Is IsI really realy through with the stage stage but but there are those who are suspicious I There are so many farewells here every ever year that do not take that all al of ot them themI are doubted I |