Show THE The Leading Paper of the County Bright Bri bt Breezy Bellicose se Bustling Hew rew doth loth tb the tbt busy tW little be tb bee Improve each ach h lieu lieu- u uBy By Ey br luv ty all tk tee lq From eer every doo GoW The cheapest i la L the tb tb C County It If yon roa believe belleve la In ad e ame ma and Gd see ice o us 11 For farther caU can CIA a a ar tr r r address th the th editor BY NE NEWTON NE NEWKIRK NE We take our our I pen in hand Ding-bust Ding sich rich a i Ipen pen i when when we go to write with it the dum duet thing scratches scratch scratch- I es worsen n a old her hen to make one lof of the most announcements announcements announcements an an- which has ever appeared appeared appeared ap ap- ap- ap in the Bugle We Ve have for some time what was in the air but with char- char I we C have curbed and said We Ve wont won't say nothing about it until W we know which way the cat is going to jump Now that the cat has jumped it is our proud privilege as editor prop of the Bugle to announce announce an an- to in and the entire in general that this town is to have a telly- telly line For Tor the benefit of our more ig- ig readers w we w. w perfume we ort ortto ortto ortto to say what a line is For Rot Forthe Forthe the benefit of them as dont don't take the Buggle BuggIe and therefore grope along in obscurity and total darkness darkness dark dark- ness as you might mig say we desire to state that a is probably one ore of the greatest g which has ever been invented A telly- telly is a which you nail up on the wall in your residence residence resi resi- dence and over which you can converse converse converse con con- verse intelligently with else who happens to have a telly telly- in their residence miles away and hear every word they say and even recognize their voice jest as if as-if if they was wac standing right before your face and eyes eyes that's that's what a is All you haft to do is to talk into the send sender r which you OU hold up to your mouth and hear through the secs receiver R which you o clap g your our car ear The words goes over a wire but they go so fast that you cant can't see sec cm ern Several weeks ago there was a feller by the name of Wilson Vilson from the county seat come to Bingville and met some of our most ed cd and talked up tip p a telly- telly line lire for Bingville He said that other towns had and why not Bingville As a result result result re re- sult there was a meeting at atthe atthe atthe the Town Hall Tall where steps was took to agitate the of them as was present was pro for it and others was con against it Cy Hoskins for or instants said he was agin a line being as ashe ashe ashe he never heerd of a and he if a was much good he would of heerd of it before this Cy said he wasn't in favor of new and in his opinion being as we e had antis allus got along in Bingville Bing 1 without telly- telly we could do so in the fu- fu chure and he reckoned l we better let well alone i When Mr l Miller told Cy he wo would d pay him 10 for right of way ito o put telly- telly across his C Cr far farm Cy he switched ed aroun PU autt lL said he the a awful I i good thing in and he was that Bingville hadn't had es years ago ago- Well Vell the matter was cussed cus ed and discussed for two t hours or more and at Tast last eighteen residents of Bingville who V was 5 present put down o on paper to put tel tel- into the their r houses house and Mf Mr 1 Miller iller said work on 11 the line would begin imme imme- diate It is expected by next w week ek that some of the phonies they are called for short hort will be inserted in Bingville Bing residences residences residences resi resi- dences and that them as aint got gotem gotem gotem em will be envious and of I them as has Also that the pusi- pusi town of Hardscrabble will hate itself when it hears that Bingville Bingville Bing Bing- ville yule has came to the front with a tine lisle Awful Shiftless Jim Skillings dropp dropped d into the Bugle office day and when we asked him if it would b be agreeable to him I to let et us have a a dollar on back suba sub- sub scup which would pay a hi him m up to Jan 1 1 1887 1887 Jim made a poor mouth and said he di didn't nt have a dollar to his name and hadn't saw o one e for so lon long that he didn't know what it looked like If there is a more person in Bingville than jest Jim Skillings Skit lings wed we'd like ike to know who it is Jims Jim's got four our acres of corn that aint cut yet vet and here hereit it is the last of No No- vember vember Not jot only that but hes he's got 15 bu or more of rotting in inthe inthe inthe the ground that he aint never dug and here he goes around without a red cent to his name and saying the world is him If Jim would stop settin on s so much down to Hen Weathersb s store wearing holes in in his pants so fast that it keeps his wife patchin em and go to work hed he'd be a good eal cal more mor u ur et l and could pay up his shin to the Bugle Jim Skillings is almost almo t to laz lazy to breathe and sometimes we we think it would be a good thing for this community community com com- i if he was was |