Show I The Pot and nd Kettle The rear admiral of oe this column has been subjected to no little indignities as asa asa asa a result of the peace and arid good will edition edi edl tion we Issued on Saturday The truth of the th matter is that the policy was as really adopted on Friday y and nd at a time when everything seemed serene and ond soothing Our main trouble has be been n that we Voe cant can't make our v wars ars behave S S Just the same we e are not th the one oneto oneto oneto to be caught n napping The Thc Culmer auto supply people not only slipped up on Saturday Saturday Sat Sat- but Sunday Sunda also alro Their ad read Huerta felt himself slipping and came through S SS WAR VAR 19 IS The whole affair convinces us that General Sherman knew what he was v as talkIng talk- talk in Ing In- Ina a about out S S S Hereafter we promise e to pursue a a. a polIcy policy pol pol- icy of watchful waiting SPIRITS OF THE TItE TI TIMES IES Never r-oever tang tans w when en joure youre t tanked S S S p PATRIOTISM I r S MATURED Manager r Newman Net of ot has hat had his orchestra stra play The Star Sp Banner all aU week He lie sara the kiddies at the matinee e are on their feet with a n Jump the minute the anthem m Is started but that the elders eIders at night act very differently Shame S S A ATTENTION GIRLS I Th The various sheets eight around town I proclaiming Clean up and paint up refer refer re- re fer fen fer to fences fence not faces J S S S SEvery Every time 1 I l see re e grandfathers grandfather's sword I 1 want ant t to go to war ar Well VeU 7 But every en time I see ace grandfathers grandfather's rs r's wooden leg I I. I cool down Jour courIer Jour Courier nal S S S SWE WE TTE SHALL SEE Elbert Elber Hubbard opines opines- Germanys Germans motto Is is- is Unite Unite- and and con con- on- on que quer Ours l ie Is Dissolve ohe and retreat S S S SOUl OUR RECRUITING a STATION All An applicants must h he conversant r ant with the works of or Henry HenTY James an and T. T Roose Rooe oo t velt e I Every ery volunteer must be bl to 10 ta a f 1 Trul Truly rura awi nd Copper Copp r coffee percolator per per- J cola tor us as late as midnight If IC the they pass this rigid rid test we ve will insist on a recitation of the follo ing A tutor tutoi who tooted tho the flute Tried to tutor two tooters looters to toot Any one who can an a meet ther thel regulations is an honor to his country I. I |