Show W Walter ON Winchell BROADWAY v l Copyright 1032 by D Dally Daily Mirror 11 r Inc During illness of Mr Winchell this column is being conducted by Paul A Columnist Who Cant Can't Get a n to Afford Him Jots a a. Few Notes to Himself tho Gigolo Dear P. P Y The Tho most carefully guarded secret of ot- the Beer Parade the enlargement of or the original New Salem Ill liquor license Issued to Abrah Abraham m Lincoln In the early for the operation of ot a a. dram shop was rejected by Jimmy Walker because it might tend to overshadow the taxation phase of or the procession The en enlargement enlargement enlargement en- en will be placed pl on display at the Park Parl Central But 1 if that isn't nn an argument for beer what Is Gilda Gray wriggled in Wants you to lunch with her Mon as she is 15 leaving leavin for Hollywood the next da day to return to the I know you dont don't get up in time for lunch but I took one look at this lovely star and promised her you'd oud break your jour neck to be there Now dont don't go back on me mc by not breaking your neck Colette DArville called caned a few hrs s. before the Europa sailed She said Au revoir and promised to deliver that message to Joe oe Zelli in Parce Paree Did you ou know Barbara Hutton the multi mil heiress played the part of The Spirit o of Adventure at the Judson Benefit while two bod bodyguards guards were secreted ten feet teet awa away Q e a e Frances Maddux called to scold you ou for forgetting forgetting for for- getting her dinner party last night But theres there's a wire signed by all her guests thanking you The names on it are Mr Ms an and Mrs Gene Tunney Mar Mary Hay lIay David Bath Mr and Mrs Dick Ho Hoyt t Countess and Charles Ray Charles the chief called to say his snap shooter had taken talen pictures of or you and Abe Lyman on the roller coaster at Palisades Park last Sun Did I tell you ou I found one of the Palisades Park hot dogs dos in your coat pocket Mon If With plenty of mustard on it too Must MustI I also be your yom valet 5 Sid sa says s 's that crooners arc are lucky lucky- they can keep the wolf from the door Just by crooning to the woJ wolf Let me quote the letter from Russel Grouse the Theater Guilds Guild's public relative So I was in your our office with an ace In my trouser cuff was I 11 Well that was Sunday and that's the day I didn't even wear my trousers And besides it wasn't in your office as that's the last place Id I'd ever look 1001 for you JOu rou because youre you're always hanging around backstage at the show Dont Don't you Jou ever get et discouraged it a aI I think its it's a shame that the socially re registered Daphne Marshall who is now the happy Mrs Eugene Eugene Eu Eu- gene Itene Campbell should insist that thaL her first shackle I Walter WaIter remain in Alimony Jail until he pays ays her l 1250 Walter is the society reporter w who 10 scribbles scribbles scribbles scrib scrib- I bles under the ta tag of Tony l Mayfair At any rate Gene Bowen and Stanwood Menken's lad iad Arthur are organizing the Walter Marshall Gates Ajar Society and a widely publicized benefit benefit ben ben- cut will be held in a Times S Sq Sc theater to raise the back alimony Why don don't dont t t. you suggest that Mrs Campbell be assigned to the box office oHice to sell the tickets Theres There's a simile from Carl DC De As busy as a hen laying her first egg hunters Autograph were besieging Irving BerlEn Berlin Berlin Ber Ber- lin lEn and Harry Richman in m front of Lindy's yesterday yester Jester lay day afternoon when Tess Aunt Jemima Cardel appeared and shouted Dont you ou want mine Im I'm Mitzie Green Mrs Kenneth Park Ave Patterson will sponsor Meher Baba the thc East Eastern rn mystic mystie who hasn't spoken a word in 7 yrs Now theres there's a fellow who'll get a n lot lotof lotof lotof of matrimonial offers whether he can cook or not e I They're Page you In tomorrows tomorrow's issue of The headline reads reMs Stiles Spanks Paul Via Postman It seems Kent Stiles of the Newspaper Club objects to your statement about a member being suspended for stealing a story from a daily and selling it with a few changes to Shall I tell him you ou didn't refer to the N. N Y organization and that it was an Ohio club you meant Anyway Anyway Any Any- way vay now that you can get spanked via the postman postman postman post post- man Ive I've wired Sears Roebuck to send you ou a shave Oscar the barber came downstairs to ask you to suggest a slogan for his ad blotters He Hc was disappointed you weren't in and when hen I asked him hini to wait he said he couldn't afford the time because his printer was going goin out of business business busi buM ness Aug 1st So I thought Id I'd help him No during the de tIe tIe- out and suggested No suggested more cuts Pretty good dont don't you think think think- Your best friend Paul |