Salt Lake Telegram | 1932-05-03 | Page 4 | Just Folks

JUST FOLKS S By EDGAR A. A GUEST Copyright 1032 by Edgar A. A Quest Guest ABOUT THAT HOLE DOLE IN ONE FOr For eighteen years at golf gol Ive I've played But never a hole in one Id I'd made For reasons strange beyond control My shots would never find the hole Then on the ninth of April came The ace that brought me mc golf golfing hie fame Upon the front page of ot the press was Vas spread the tale of ot my success The news went flying ying up and downTo down downTo downTo To every neighborhood of ot the town I think that parsons here and there Used it as evidence of or Saying the hole In one Id I'd made mado Used it as evidence of prayer A merchant called me from pis store To ask me Just what socks I wore The banker phoned He wished to use That most astounding bit of ot news To advertise the fact that he Had once loaned money unto meAn meAn me me- An act which happened years ago Before the market fell feU so low Th The druggist asked if he might say His tonic made me mc get that way ThIs fortunate event occurred Upon the hole we call the third On Number Your our the self same sticks Cost me a most distressing six On Number Eight Eight Eight-an an easy four four four- I Im I'm m sure I took seven strokes or more And nd grinning comrades looking on Cried See what follows holes in one Copyright 1932 Edgar A. A Guest