Show Walter Winchell On Ot Broadway 0 CopyrIght 1931 by Dally Daily Mirror Inc Incorrigible All MI of m my ways are alien to you ou And nd all my torment leaves cs you jou OU cool bitter You Yon note the IlIc weak and mayward thin thIng thine I do doAnd doAnd doAnd do- do And purse our lips and mark me mc for lor a fool loot Yet I will go on making songs until The rich e earth rth covers over o me mc at last And nd shout with life and revel at the thrill Of recollections th that t are clearly past No mark me from rom your list but cr never dream That I will lose the vision Islon of your jour our lure Though fate ma may wreck and ravage each gay scheme I still will have the courage to endure endure- Remembering the days when stirred And ml heartbreak was a 3 strange unheard of word Don Don Wahn Walin aIm Gop II H. J. J Elliott of Washington D. D C. C wishes this pillar to know kno that James Cagney Cagne who is making personal appearances as ns well as personal cracks tells this quip during his turn Walter Walt Winchell is coming to town next week week and and they call him the keyhole to the city 1 Very amusing Mr Elliott But It was just a as amusing ever er so many months ago when Phil Baker of ol Crazy Quilt pulled it x v i. i Ditto Whatever cr became of or the old on one about the guy gu who said Ill swap you on five Eddie Cantor Cantor Can Can- tor autographs for or one of ot Cholly ChoUy Chaplain The Saturday told It about Elman and Heifetz in a recent Issue if jt Nifty In the Harvey George Georgc m manner cr Things are so bad In Hollywood that rival ri producers arc talking to each cach other and extras are beginning to snap back at people t c And C. C W. W F. F of or the Baltimore Post Dear Winchell In the story about Jackie Cooper being lost ost the other day you oU reported he was found in Garbos Garbo's shoe Who was with him Wallace Beery c cHelp Help Police Pollee Murder l The Detroit Free Press It appears of Jan got ot more laughs with this paragraph than all its humorists humorists' could ct In a week weck Looka Chicago III Ill AP CAP Jan 28 Linda 28 Linda Watkins was nas married to Gabriel L. L hess today She gave her age as 23 in the marriage ge license Hess said she was 50 Haw lIaw c Not True to Be Good The Tribune Herald-Tribune features a news story about Beatrice Lillie signing with the thc Theater Guild to appear in George Bernard Shaws Shaw's play pIa Too True to Be Good and quotes her as as asserting asserting as- as and I am particularly particular pleased to appear in a play by one of my countrymen Mr Shaw so that the record will remain ac accurate accurate tic tic- curate is a Dubliner and Miss Lillie LUlie a Canuck c A st Pip of a Plot I I know an easy way for the Japs to occupy Shanghai says lazy Izzy Elinson Just let them sent send their acrobats over to the Chink city and everyone everone would walk wan out on them I tf Mrs Maurice Chevalier accompanies him on his personal appearance tour so there Eddie Foy Jr recently melted from Barbara Newberry gets Cartier gifts from a better l known Park Avenue Avenue Ave Are nue gel a 9 aBeth a 9 Beth Leary and Jimmy Bryant whose n new w book bool is christened Clouds of Death have resumed re- re iii 9 e 0 e eAdd Add Eyefuls off the screen A black crepe dress with a white rhinestone jacket stuffed with a hunk of Lilyan Joseph Burns Bums of the District District Dis Dis- Attorneys Attorney's crew will ivill groom it in the Spring Michael J J. J Ward youngest State Stats Senator of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts Is being readied for or the Boston mayoralty Pola Negri is plenty penty ailing but will go to Chi to keep a bookIng book- book lug Ing the dope The new gag promoted by movie producers agreeing not to sign stars while they work for tor rivals is in violation of the Anti- Anti Sherman Trust Law |