Show i ti t i Walter Winchell i On Broadway Copyright 1931 by Dlly Deily Mirror Inc IDe J il 6 To Kathleen Lamb Katl Kathleen l n. n youve you've made me feel like thirty un cent centi Your lovely sonnet touched me to the core I realize reaUze that thai Ive I've been very dense dense- And I am thru with roving evermore We Ve men are arc frail a frail a pair of of- limpid eyes And we are off to conquest or defeat It Its It's really time tune that someone put us wise wise- That rapture comes to those who are discreet Its It's nice of or you to think that if 1 r go And kneel before beCore the object of my dreams Her tears will dry her her color rise and clow glow glow- But though I I 1 hate to wre wreck k your kindly schemes Youre You're wrong wrong wrong-my my lady doN does not give a dam For she's a a. lioness and not a Iamb Jamb Don Don Wahn The Squelch It was Jotted down here a column or so ago aero that the lull full line Une of at that renowned squelch ran this way I hope all your children become acrobats and never give you a tumble 1 We Wo are Indebted however to Mr air Mel Feltman Feitman of at the Baltimore Sun for reminding us that It goes this way I I hope all your our children become acrobats acro aero bats bats so so that they will have to be last on vaudeville vaude vaude- yule ville programs and people will walk out on them I tiC Sacrilege The Tho stor story of or the fall taU of man as told In church and chapel Of and the serpent and the dread forbidden apple Would carry more conviction seem conviction seem more actually real If U they blamed the misadventure on a stray banana peel J. J J. J B. B O. O By Way of f Report Observed by J J. McKendry on the front of a Bronx movie house I Take This Woman and Chances And They Hang Mistletoe I Ted Weems recalls the remark of a bored gentleman gen gentleman gen gen- on a trip to Europe Europ The chap Char stood beside the railing watching the waves until unU the ship was beyond sight of land He looked around nothing around nothing but water on all aU sides He walked unevenly down the deck hunting for forthe forthe forthe the captain I III 1 say there captain old fellow he pouted lets just turn this boat around and go backY backY back Y know after alter youve you've seen one one wave youve you've seen them all In Fewer Words I sit and listen for lor a thought Nothing borrowed nothing bought And all aU my listening doesn't bring One single thing thing- that isn't taught Percy Hough Houghton n. n A letter to the N. N Y Suns Sun's editor says that to I chisel or chiseling is not a new word at all That it is in ill The Book of Daniel Drew published in 1910 in which Drew asserts Id been chiseled out of at my good money But Tad one of or the greater products of Journalism employed ed it in his indoor sports cartoons long before that |