Salt Lake Telegram | 1931-09-30 | Page 4 | Just Folks

J JS JUST S- S JF FOLKS s ii By EDGAR A. A GUEST I Copyright 1031 by Edgar Edzar A. A I IMAGINARY ILLS Vh neer ne'er a printed tract I read Concerning pain and human ills By night I always find I need The recommended course of pills pUls I with wilh doctors chance to be And hear them glibly talk of gout Imagination breeds In in me meThe meThe meThe The very pain they've told about Now let them lecture to themselves Henceforth I shall not seek to knot kno The secrets on the doctors' doctors shelves In ignorance Id I'd rather goIm goIm go Im I'm done with spots before the eyes And twinges neath the shoulder blade This thinking I am nm wise symptom-wise A nc nervous o ls wreck of me has made Ive I've learned my lesson 1 I am sure From past experiences sad The ills most difficult to cure Were those I merely thought I had