Show In the Nude College coeds coeds' of ot society And coll collegians gla s of propriety Think it Il rude tUde They're of or no alacrity I To ITO exhibit their anatomy In tho the nude nuda freshmen who ho are i-c i timid HAnd And w whoso backbones nes nr are s so o Brand it jt crudo When a L doctor feels the their pulses Or tak takes taken 5 tock stock of their Impulses In tho the nude So the they war ar against undressing Without even cloak ot or blessing Or a 0 mo mood They prefer a n n petticoat To a 1 soft and d downy I In the nude S S Mans Man's s Emancipation Tho The autocrat of ot the tho breakfast table had lo nothing on tho the gent with whom he ho rode redo downtown on tho street car tho the other m morning Thu Thi fellow fallow passenger must have hav had a sa grapefruit squirt in his eye eyo at his hil own breakfast table f for h hi he certainly wasn't in a n mood to at attend attend at at- tend a Sunday school picnic Ills His one man started when a no few female passengers 8 standing In tho the middle of ot tho the car stood stock still in their places when the conductor conductor con conductor con con- ductor sounded his standard call o ot of Step to tho the rear please Now as knows kilOW'S no street streetcar car passenger ever pays the slightest slight slight- est attention to these pleadings They m merely relY look a n. moro more sim plo in their efforts to stay upright So of or course courso tho ladles held to their place and the new passengers passengers' were forced to tread on each others' others toes Then h ho got started These Thin so 10 and so 10 women without brains stay Iby home he b be bi gan No fiNo brains No brains They ought be treated the same ume way as I men When they let tt them vote voto th the trouble rouble all started atar I dont don't mind mine minea minda I Ia a woman having her vote around I the he house but when she starts tak ing ng Ino mens men's places out cut of the home homet t be bo stopped Ho lIe kept kepl this up for tor blocks and blocks until wo finally got off oft the car ar car arWell carWell Well We'll W U wager however that when thIs this his learned gent hangs hanes his hat lint up at t home homo after the tho days day's toll ho he takes orders from such an amazon and likes kes s It The rhe street car ear car J Is a a. good place ploce lace in which to let steam off any nn- way wa BOB S S S And too weve we've often olten I wondered whether ocean fliers were minded air-minded or j just st air air Progress The thought never occurred to us before beCore but we wonder what's coIne go going gong go- go ing Ine ng to happen to everything c when progress progress reaches pert perfection Be Because ause tho the horse passed into oblivion with the tho coming comins- of at the au- au u- u cabbies were out of or Jobs white wings lost their positions and livery ivery Hosed Th Then n tho the era of ot the traffic cop thc he the service station tho the chauffeur the he garage nn and nd tho tire shop sprung up p. p In a few years all these things gs wilt vIll be passed and the airplane and the he dirigible will usurp tho picture The story of oC mankind will soon be written something like this For want of oC a horse the tho cab lost out for Cor or want of or a a. cab the cabbie cabble lost out ut for tor want of oC both tho the white wing lost out t for tor want of oC an auto the he chauffeur lost out for 01 want of ofa ofa a 0 chauffeur tho traffic cop lost out for Cor or want of t a cop etc elc Rudy Again Being president is tough touch enough but ut when it comes to being president president dent lent and being talked biked about by Rudy Vallee its it's too much Pre President ident Hoover like me is probably more sinned against than sinning inning Rudy said the tho other day Which proves it cant can't be a worse sin in to own a saxophone than to be president of the United States AR ART DECK SEA LEVEL GETS HIGHER TOWARD NORTH DISCOVERY WASHINGTON AP AP Surveys AI Surveys s 's of ot fiVe U vc nations show that sea level gets higher as the thc sur e surveyors ors proceed northward These surveys havo have been ma made e by bythe bythe the ho the United States Russia Prance Franco l gland England an and Japan says Major William Wit Wll- liam lam Bowie Bowle chief of oC the tho division dl of or C of at tho U. U S. S coast and Geodetic Geodetic Geo Geo- detic sur e survey South of the tho equator no tests have be been een n ma lc but Major Bowie says it Is possible that there thero tho the mean n sea ea level would tilt upward as one approached tho south pole |