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J ED ID D IL lL S t tAnd And then theres there's the story of the man about town who after placing his X after repeal on the Literary Digest prohibition poll wrote a little postscript And I dont don't think much of the Mann act either SOURDOUGH SAM S S Now We Are Collegiate Stolen ed editorial comment in inthe inthe inthe the University of Utah Chronicle Chroni Chroni- cle dc College men and women woman h have we a right to be bo perturbed about the constant misrepresentation misrepresentation tation put upon college life by bythe bythe bythe the movies and the cheaper magazines that have adopted the name College to identify their product I S S SIts SIt's I Its It's our guess the malted milk dubb dubbed d college i is the theone theone i ione one that has hu the kick coming for thus being slandered The Road to Fame and Fortune Classified Ad All EARN I TO BOX WITHOUT l IN 1 JURY PRIVATE PHI GYM YM STAL STANLEY STANLLY STAN STAN- L LEY LLY Y FRYE ISIS WINFIELD INFIELD STREET T RIET S S S Judging from present day boxing I bouts Mr Frye must mut have been bean a trainer of champions S S S Main Streets Street's Own Encyclopedia Ed Note This is the fourth of a series of lessons on the graceful and healthful art of ot bicycle riding Having pretty well mastered the balancing and keeping the iho machine straight you OU ma may now noi tal take e a furher further fur fur- her ther step and antI venture to your our f feet et on tho the treadles readIes and you OU will wilt now find IntI tho thuc novel nuvel movement of or ortho tho lie le legs 3 up and down liable to tu distract distract dis dl- tract your attention from Crom the thic steer steer- r tug Ing or 01 balancing hut but after a a. few turns you will get set familiarized with tho motion matton and find this difficulty disappear and awl It Il will seem scent within Iho tho boun bounds s o of possibility that you ruu will some omo time or ot other begin to tr travel cl without assistance Of OC course in this and anti the tho former lessons ons some somo will wiil take tal to lo it more mOrl quickly than others und antI the lie duration duration dura dura- tion of or tho Ito lessons mu must t depend on thi th tho learner himself and the amount of or mechanical aptitude which shichi he lie homa ma may bo gifted with Some we have known wn to take lake six times as much teaching as others other Now havill having in iii lh lie Iho first lc lesson son ridden with tho feet Ceet hanging down and in tho lie second with them on onlie II the lie tl treadles readIes adles In iii this his les lesson on you Jou should bo be able to go 0 along dollt for fot a I short dl working th this the treadles In iti tho the usual way war When you oU aro arc sufficiently fa familiar familiar fa- fa a- a with tho the working of or the treadles while held by tho the assistant it ii depends entirely on yourself and tho lie amount of or confidence you mn may I possess to determine the timo time at I which he may let Jet go his hold of C you and you ma may begin to go alone but of ot course courso for Cor some fomo time It fl will vIll willbo willbo bo be all advisable for fOt him to t wall walk by your our side to catch you In cuse cee of oC falling When hen you OU have arrived at this sta stage e you OU only require practice practice rac- rac tice lice to bo be a a. good gool rider and antI the amount of oC practice taken Is generally gen sen- o. o ui g-ui guide o to tho time amount of or skill gained aine Crime Never Pays News Item MEMPHIS MEMPHIS CivIC Civic clubs here h have Jve asked police to form a petting patrol to stop billing and cooing in n the city parks They complained it is Unsightly unsightly un sightly I S S What's this world coming to will soon have to go back bach to the old parlor sofa for a little enjoyment now and then I 4 A tate Street Sadie sputters I An optimist is a communist who participates in a demonstration in New York without wearing a steel helmet 4 4 A K Nis' Nis w York bandit held up UI two persons with a a. revolver made of or hla glass H tho the other othier day lu Tho rIme victims I I evidently c i 1 wished for tor a break I |