| Show That Kaiser Bill attempted to prevent prevent prevent pre pre- pre pre- vent th the war will be taught in a anew anew anew new course course to be Instituted soon coon by George Washington university And since sinco they've settled that question question ques ques- tion we suppose they'll soon coon come forth with the startling news that the Boston tea party was wu not a forerunner forerunner forerunner fore fore- runner to the tho American revolution Were We're Just Beginning to Realize This Now The Cycle When tho the rolling lulls hills aro are con covered red With Hh a a. coat of ot snow And proclaiming loud hl his coming comins Angrily n the north winds wind blow When the trees robbed of their verdure verdure ver ver- dure Bare as at skeleton l elton sentries stand tand Then Thea we know v that Old King Winter Winter Win Win- ter Stalks abroad throughout the land When water waterfalls alls whose hose turbulence Was Yas music to to- our ears Stand silent In lii his ic Icy grasp With pendant frozen tears Of Or icicles In form fantastic grand Then we know that Old King Winter Winter Win Win- ter Stalks abroad throughout the laud land I. I When the birds In brilliant plumage Wing Ing their way to southern clime When the rushing streamlets At his command Mark time limo When tho the frost In glittering brilliance bril hence liance On the th earth arth has laid his hand Then wo we know that Old Man Ian Winter 1 Stalks abr abrOad ad throughout ut tho the theland thol l land nd This a n. c cycle of at tho seasons With their winds their rain their sun Each a 3 thread in lifes life's old fabric Mother Nature deftly spun So the swiftly passing seasons Represent a human soul Struggling ng ever toward winter Winter inter Death the final goal JOSEPH M. M PO WOODS S S S Pass This Up DALLAS DALLAS rn In a drive for bigger bigger big big- ger tips attendants in the bar ber shop of a Dallas hotel are aro pressing neckties of patrons When a cus customer omer gets gem out of a barber chair his freshly pressed tie is i. handed him S S S They'll soon be hanging out signs signa saying Cutting and pr pressing ng neatly done Well Heres Here's Five of 01 Them Themie Ive I've watched and waited a n. long IonS longtime long IonS longtime time I ma may bo be foolish Us true But what I want Is Isery Very ery little A word word word-a. a greeting r from you ou HORTENSE S S S THEY LAUGHED WHEN I SAT DOWN AT THE PIANO BUT HOW WAS I TO KNOW THE STOOL HAD BEEN MOVED PRINCE HENRY Belated Scoop A baby girl has arrived at atthe attile tile the home of Mr and Mrs Charlie which should have been announced before M Mother ther and daughter are doing doing do ing well welt San SanJuan San Juan Record Page Patrick Henry A group of senators are arc drafting drafting draft draft- in ing a bill to keep out all interesting inter inter- esting foreign books and If it becomes a law lawwell lawwell lawwell well we'll have havo and If the samo some federal federal fed fed- eral cral agents enforce both prohibition prohibition laws a man is liable to flet ct shot for reading a French B Bible bre To be consistent the new law ought to ban hamburger sandwiches hot dogs dog and corned beef and cabbage giving giving giving ing our bootleggers a few good sidelines to handle The prohibition idea gets more interesting interest interest- ing every day WILL DOBSON S S S I They Try Some of These Now ow that the tho l legislature Is In session ses sos lon sion for tax revision the they should start thinking about a a. few e of ot themore themore the themore more pertinent questions of or tho the state Plate as well as the tax Que question Uon For lor Instance what hat t. t the sla state ta needs 1 I Is a rL good law Jaw to protect run hit drivers Why hy should these boys hoar boar tho brunt blunt of ot every Cry accident in which hilch they're involved In 99 out of ot cases its it's always tho tIme pedestrians pedestrian's trian's fault fautt Then there thero should be a 1 law la to prevent fIc coUe college e students from be becoming becomIng be- be coming bond salesmen and another to restrain them and from rom drinking still another to keep them out of or college c and still another to keep them thero if it they've c already Y started In order to insure harmony harmon amon among the tha members o of ot the male malc sex there thero be a law to make girls with slender ankles refuse to follow thod tho d decree deree ere o or of fashion and reject Ion long skirts and another to mal make e all allt t women wear em cia There t should hould bo tin a n. law la lato to make tho tIm milk man aman leave lea the tha morning milk within two feet of or tho tim front door on a cold morning and to equip his hor horses ei with sith proof contraptions After Arter that some omo o of or tho ho minor things thing like tax revision re might be considered cons S S S Enforcement nl officers must not be lIe drinking men but firm bf believers tC In th tend act Attorney General I Mitchell I O tos s Time says sarS new V dry ln enforcer says Kays s 's Bu But DuH th the i temptation le jUM R seems to be bo too tooSi Si great cat in la most cases casc I |
