Show NAtI The United States supreme cour court ruled the other day that wives may my maintain a domicile apart from that tha of their husbands but they didn didn't say anything about w who o was was' going to pay for the tho upkeep of said domi dom cite cile ile i S S S SHere Here Comes Cornea the Bride lews Item Iten Mr Ir Robert C and Miss Alice were married a anoon at noon Monday Mondo at tho the homo of or the brides bride's parents parent Mr and Mrs Ph D the Rev Rc M. M I L. L G Gassoway officiating The groom is a L popular young youn bum bOrn who hasn't hasn't done a lick oC or work since he got Sot shipped In tho the m middle of oC his Junior year car at college He Hc manages to dress well nn and keep a supply of or spending mon money y because lila Ills dad is a a. soft hearted old tool fool who takes taken up his bad che checks IJ in instead In- In n stead of letting him gO go to Jail where lie ho 10 belongs The bride is 15 a skinny fast tast little IdIot diot who has hns be been n kissed and handl handled han han- dl dJ d d' d b by cv every r b boy by y in town since she was II 12 years old She Sho paints like a Sioux Indian sucks cI in se secret se- se cret and drinks mean corn liquor Jor when she Is 18 out in her dads dad's car cap at nt night Sho doesn't know now low how to cook sew or keep keel house Tho The bouse boue was ns new newly plastered for the tho wedding and the exterior new newly painted thus appropriately carrying out the decorative scheme for or tho the groom was as newly plastered aI also o and the bride e newly painted The Tho groom wore a n. rented dinner suit over athletic underwear of or Imitation Imi- Imi tatton tation silk His pants were hold up y pale green ec suspenders Ills II No S 8 patent leather shoes MIS hll state tato in tightness and harmonized cd nicely with the axle grease greaso l polish of his hair In addition to lite hlo ja Jag he 10 carried a a. pocketknife a a. bunch of or ke keys 8 a 1 dun for fOIL the ring and his usual look of or Imbecility The bride wore some sonic kind of or white thing that left lert most of or lH her r legs ICs sticking out at one enl end and her honey joney upper end sticking out o of theother the other othet The Thc young people will make their home lomo with the thc brides bride's parents parents- which ll means the they will sponge Ipong on the he old man until he dies and then sho ho will take In w washing ashIng l Fountain Inn nn S. S C C. Tribune S S The W. W C C. T T. U. U recently recent recent- ly Iy I celebrated the tenth anniversary anni ve IalY of a a great prohibition ti Lion tion n victory in the U United States tates by the prolonged tooting of whistles My I It doesn't doesn t seem like ten years since we had our last drink CRITCH S U S Pooh Pooh When Where I y Iwas was as ten And very cry small 1 I had hid a 1 yen jen jenTo yenTo en enTo To be bo a a. white unite win wing I r used to play p. p his cart cartAn All An through the tho d day U Until tIl tho the night camelie came J lie JIo used to hrus brush h Manure piles plies up And all the tile slush From Fromer every er gutter J I used usel to gaze saze A At this his white coat For da days s santi and anti da days i And wl wish h I had Iad one It plea pleased ed me m much To see him search Through h piles plIes and aull such For Tocla Today I yearn js As AsI I did then I To tr try to l learn To be bo a n. white wing wino JEnnY S S S She F Faw aw Down but Did She Go BOOM I been hearing theres there's a Lake Lakein in In the tho Salt Lake street department now Aunt Mary complained last night I III guess its it's frozen over if there is though But still I cant can't complain about not net getting a chance to sit ait down any more This morning I sat ut down three times between be between be be- tween the Boston building and the tha WILL DOBSON S S S Bring On the Hankies Lamentable happening as s recorded record record- ed by the tho University of or Utah Chronicle that thal lH has It is a a. long long trail no turn nn and such has been the health of our versatile editor James K Knudson In times past press been marked by bythe bythe days das have havo always the smiling countenance of oC Ja Jay but alas toda today he Is confined to his 1115 bed with an attack ck of or flu and md hl his smile has hns been b by the staff Fauntleroy Ah All now good to roy let us make haste the wailing wall And now gang were we're all set setto setto setto to award another pair of tickets tick tickets tick tick- ets eta to the Playhouse this week Dont Don't get excited if your nam name namo doesn't appear in this para paragraph graph for theres there's only one pair to be given Nevertheless its it's going to be bea a keen show with the whole gang of Theatre guild players in the cast of Philip Barrys Barry's Holiday a a play you will re remember remember rea re member for some time The honors the tickets the flowers the prize or whatever you wish to call it go this week to Molly O 0 0 who has hIlS contributed some delightful poems and short subjects Call into the office Molly Monday Mondy and pick up the pair of tickets we have here and we hope you enjoy the show Most of all 1111 however dont don't forget to continue with the gang we like to have you OU with us |